Digital Tool Critic Pillows

"I'm not responsible for my mistakes in my essay. Spell check and autocorrect are responsible for my mistakes."

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

"You know, there are other emojis."

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

'Tech stocks dropped on the finding that technology isn't neccessarily the best solution to everything.'

"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait."

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

Twitter censorship

'What I don't like about computers is that you can't fire them.'

"AI chat bot"

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

Press Any Key. No, Not That One.

Social media and censorship...

Oh, the armor is state of the art

It tells you the time? That's all it does? Well, isn't that just the cutest little thing?

"Fact amnesty"

Modern Life Blues

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

'Remember when we used desktop computers? When everyone at least 'looked' busy?'

Feel alienated by technology? Tell me more. Press 1 for yes, 2 for no.

Someday

"This computer program is very intuitive. It automatically calls me when you do something stupid."

'What's PPI and how did you get this number?'

'I had every intention of giving you your pay check, Ken, but the payroll computer has decided you don't deserve it.'

"Frank, I need your help. The computers are down, but I was told you know how to multiply two numbers together."

'With all these mega mergers between electronics and telecommunications firms, I just got an obscene email from the toaster...'

"For a list of the ways artificial intelligence is killing your job, please press one."

"I'm the innocent victim. School has gotten harder, and my cell phone has gotten dumber."

"Do you remember when families used to get together and fight at Christmas?"

"Yeah, but this is a cat on a skateboard being arrested by a cop with a tattoo of the Confederate flag!"

The emperor has no phone!

"All the better to ignore you with."

I started my own Youtube channel. What's it about? Well, there are already too many stupid-stunt-and-prank channels, and too many holier-than-thou-independent-news-analysis channels. But get this: There were absolutely zero holier-than-thou-stupid-stunt-and-prank-analysis channels. Probably a reason for that. My first hard-hitting post reveals how the inauthenticity of the "Mario Kart" prank is driving away Millennials.

"Your confirmation number is 7913842461. To hear this information again press 1."

"Did you get that text I sent asking you to turn around?"