Digital Communication Critic Pillows

'Here's the man who created the 'Exploding Email'.'

"I'm sorry, Tom, you'll have to come in. I can't diagnose just from your tweets!"

'And you can no longer talk to people face to face!'

'This must be your lcuky day. You have spam e-mail and spam fax.'

"Many years ago during the Brexit debate, your grandfather was one of the greatest keyboard warriors of his time."

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

'The sole reason I haven't talked to my wife for five years, is that I was too polite to interrupt her...'

Press Any Key. No, Not That One.

"Fact amnesty"

'I said, how do you like my new communication tool?'

"Without question the funniest patient I’ve ever lost."

'Remember when we used desktop computers? When everyone at least 'looked' busy?'

"Your confirmation number is 7913842461. To hear this information again press 1."

"All the better to ignore you with."

"You're all hashtag summarily dismissed."

"Do you mind if I not listen while you talk?"

"Yeah, but this is a cat on a skateboard being arrested by a cop with a tattoo of the Confederate flag!"

"Did you get that text I sent asking you to turn around?"

I started my own Youtube channel. What's it about? Well, there are already too many stupid-stunt-and-prank channels, and too many holier-than-thou-independent-news-analysis channels. But get this: There were absolutely zero holier-than-thou-stupid-stunt-and-prank-analysis channels. Probably a reason for that. My first hard-hitting post reveals how the inauthenticity of the "Mario Kart" prank is driving away Millennials.

'Oh look Julia, he's just text me his first word.'

"I owe you an apology. When you bought that muzzle, I was mad because I assumed you bought it for your dog."

"Mrs. Stiltz asked Jean to ask Genie to ask..."

'Doing this with his e-mails made more impact than sending them.'

"Actually, there is such a thing as a stupid question, and you've just asked it."

"I appreciate how you've protected my privacy, Doc. I'm gonna tell everybody about it on my medical rating website!"

Brggar holding sign - 'Victim of computer age'.

"Linda, is it proper etiquette to announce layoffs via a Tweet?"

Blogging Shoes

'I'm getting mixed signals. First the boss tells me that I never really caught fire around here then he tells me that I suffer from burnout.'

"This circle of hell is for those who always hit Reply to All."

'I am becoming a jerk. Get a memo to all departments.'

"I wish that they would give omg a break. JMJ (Jesus,Mary and Joseph) have a lot more free time."

"He's been told he has to cut down on using meaningless 'management speak'...which is causing him a lot of problems...as it's the only language he knows!"

"Didn't we have a dog with us when we left the house?"

"Put that stupid phone away and look at the beautiful colors!"