Digital Content Critic Pillows

"Yeah, but this is a cat on a skateboard being arrested by a cop with a tattoo of the Confederate flag!"

"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

'There's nothing on.'

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

Press Any Key. No, Not That One.

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

"Fact amnesty"

'Remember when we used desktop computers? When everyone at least 'looked' busy?'

'Those viewers who disagree with our editorial on TV violence has better keep their big mouths shut!'

Man from 'National Viewers and Listeners Association sits at work boxes titled; 'Switch on' and 'Switch off'.

This is Pandora, our new Content Manager.

"Ever wonder where all those cat videos come from?"

"All the better to ignore you with."

"Your confirmation number is 7913842461. To hear this information again press 1."

Meet the People of the Internet

"Did you get that text I sent asking you to turn around?"

"I'm sorry, Tom, you'll have to come in. I can't diagnose just from your tweets!"

What passes today for 'nose in a book'.

"I can't wait to post this."

"I appreciate how you've protected my privacy, Doc. I'm gonna tell everybody about it on my medical rating website!"

Brggar holding sign - 'Victim of computer age'.

Blogging Shoes

Editor

"Hi guys, and welcome to my channel!"

"I'm not responsible for my mistakes in my essay. Spell check and autocorrect are responsible for my mistakes."

Woman on TV says: 'Remember, you can download the best bits of this show as a video podcast, if you really have no life.'

The Influencer from Hamelin

"Put that stupid phone away and look at the beautiful colors!"

Fortunately there are still some honest social media profiles...

'I'm afraid the doctor can't see you today. You could visit his web page instead.'

"Did you ever wonder who's really raising our kids?"