Digital Content Critic Gifts

"Yeah, but this is a cat on a skateboard being arrested by a cop with a tattoo of the Confederate flag!"

I started my own Youtube channel. What's it about? Well, there are already too many stupid-stunt-and-prank channels, and too many holier-than-thou-independent-news-analysis channels. But get this: There were absolutely zero holier-than-thou-stupid-stunt-and-prank-analysis channels. Probably a reason for that. My first hard-hitting post reveals how the inauthenticity of the "Mario Kart" prank is driving away Millennials.

"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

'There's nothing on.'

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

Press Any Key. No, Not That One.

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

"Fact amnesty"

'Remember when we used desktop computers? When everyone at least 'looked' busy?'

'Those viewers who disagree with our editorial on TV violence has better keep their big mouths shut!'

Man from 'National Viewers and Listeners Association sits at work boxes titled; 'Switch on' and 'Switch off'.

This is Pandora, our new Content Manager.

"Ever wonder where all those cat videos come from?"

"Your confirmation number is 7913842461. To hear this information again press 1."

Meet the People of the Internet

"All the better to ignore you with."

"Did you get that text I sent asking you to turn around?"

"I'm sorry, Tom, you'll have to come in. I can't diagnose just from your tweets!"

"I can't wait to post this."

What passes today for 'nose in a book'.

How can you read that comic strip Blondie? Its about a kinder, simpler time. It's about ancient history. They do the same material over and over. Exactly. I can count on it. Not like your stupid Pearls and Get fuzzy. Oooh, look how angry and edgy they are. They're sooo clever! Your whole gig is being angry and edgy. Look, I'm setting Candorville on fire.

"I appreciate how you've protected my privacy, Doc. I'm gonna tell everybody about it on my medical rating website!"

Brggar holding sign - 'Victim of computer age'.

Blogging Shoes

Editor

"Hi guys, and welcome to my channel!"

"I'm not responsible for my mistakes in my essay. Spell check and autocorrect are responsible for my mistakes."

Fortunately there are still some honest social media profiles...

"Did you ever wonder who's really raising our kids?"

The Influencer from Hamelin

"Amazon Amber Ale, shipped free with Prime. Kill me, Ted. Just kill me."

'I'm afraid the doctor can't see you today. You could visit his web page instead.'

I hate to tell you this, but most of the pigs on social media are rooting for the wolf.