Online Content Critic Gifts

"It's a content farm!!!!"

Hate Platforms

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

"Various entrances to the gates of Hell."

"Will follow you on social media for food."

"About the vaccine, I read online that it was so Bill Gates could inject us with CHIPS!"

"If he has more than 20 followers on Twitter we call him a 'celebrity'."

'Maximising shareholder value doesn't count.'

'Those viewers who disagree with our editorial on TV violence has better keep their big mouths shut!'

"I've founded my own religion." "Of course you have, Rudy." "It's off to a good start. Already, it's being mocked by people of other faiths." "If history's any guide, within a couple hundred years, it'll be widely accepted and people who don't believe in it will be persecuted." "What are the central tenets of your religion?" "A true Rudian knows that life is suffering, and winning arguments online is salvation."

Elon Musk Ditches Twitter Logo

"I don't care what you read on your Facebook feed, the Covid vaccine will not turn you into a zombie flesh eaters."

The anti-social network: 'Hey Jeffrey...I need help setting up my dad's anti-social network.'

Man from 'National Viewers and Listeners Association sits at work boxes titled; 'Switch on' and 'Switch off'.

Meet the People of the Internet

Trump Tells Greta to "Chill" Even Though The Earth Isn't

"Yeah, but this is a cat on a skateboard being arrested by a cop with a tattoo of the Confederate flag!"

"Practicing my hate-face."

I started my own Youtube channel. What's it about? Well, there are already too many stupid-stunt-and-prank channels, and too many holier-than-thou-independent-news-analysis channels. But get this: There were absolutely zero holier-than-thou-stupid-stunt-and-prank-analysis channels. Probably a reason for that. My first hard-hitting post reveals how the inauthenticity of the "Mario Kart" prank is driving away Millennials.

USA 2030

"Facebook VP — you'll be in Circle No. 4."

"Can you keep a secret?"

An animal has attacked a child. It's very important to the world that you immediately express a bad opinion online.

Twitter Prison

"I'm sorry, Tom, you'll have to come in. I can't diagnose just from your tweets!"

"who knows, Perkins maybe one day in the far future we'll be bullying each other in addictive artificial environments..."

"I'm an atheist. I don't believe in programmers."

Internet Commenter Magazine.

Facebook's business model

'I'm worried about Junior. He's so lazy he won't even take his own selfie.'

"The gods must be on-line tonight."

'Perhaps we would be better off with fewer fans on Facebook and Twitter, and more on Visa and Mastercard!'

"In the old days people with small dicks needed big cars. Today they write hate comments against Greta Thunberg."