Online Culture Critiquers Gifts

The relatively low impact of the e-piphany

The height of fashion in 1796

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

"Imagine if only 1/2 the companies that claimed to have a great culture actually did."

'You did turn the company around... but we liked it the way it was...'

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

'I have multiple personalities and they are all following me on Twitter.'

"Say 'eh.'"

"It lost a little something in translation."

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

Another Turning Point in History. Oh, the heck with it -- I'll never get these antlers right. Mickey Moose.

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

"I've edited your Wikipedia entry again, Sadie. You're about to be inundated with phone calls from the press." "Whatever, geek-boy." "You're now the world's foremost authority on Turkey leprosy, the disease that's threatening to ruin the holidays." "No one'll believe that." "Oh yeah? I wrote a Wikipedia page for Turkey leprosy, too, along with examples of all the historical figures it's killed, such as the Archduke of Crushistan." "There is no 'Crushistan.'" "I've written a Wikipedia entry for C

"Please don't watch this show! There's a viewer trigger warning and a short fuse alert."

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

"Now that was post-modern sex."

Unlikely Couples #136: Jim and Sheryl Crow

T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.

Cheer up – at least #et_tu is trending.

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

"Fact amnesty"

"I'm after the history section."

Twitter that!

"How is it in Russia?"

'Look dear, he's burning his first illegal download to rewritable dvd'

"Honey, do you think I'm Eurocentric?"

'Burke's B-list celebrities.'

The anti-social network: 'Hey Jeffrey...I need help setting up my dad's anti-social network.'

"It's all significantly less impressive once you realize these guys had free child care."

When 'cancel culture' becomes commonplace...

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

"I wanted to deliver a message of hope and tolerance in a complex global society but I decided to update them on the Kardashians instead."

"I've founded my own religion." "Of course you have, Rudy." "It's off to a good start. Already, it's being mocked by people of other faiths." "If history's any guide, within a couple hundred years, it'll be widely accepted and people who don't believe in it will be persecuted." "What are the central tenets of your religion?" "A true Rudian knows that life is suffering, and winning arguments online is salvation."

'We're wondering whether you'd fit into our corporate culture!'

"Your employees have lost faith in your ability to pretend to care about them."