Digital Life Critic Pillows

Bill's over-reliance on technology was beginning to slow down his robbery career.

Stoplight

Pounding speeds up the computer.

Online form - Submit.

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"Would you relax? They never look up."

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

"Textin’"

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

A secretary at a desk with a nameplate the says Dot Com.

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

'Fetching newspapers is over. Now I aggregate blogs for him.'

"You are still here."

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

'The doctors say I have a rare illness that turns people into birds - it's untweetable.'

Press Any Key. No, Not That One.

"Fact amnesty"

"If he has more than 20 followers on Twitter we call him a 'celebrity'."

'Shouldn't we be doing this online?'

'Remember when we used desktop computers? When everyone at least 'looked' busy?'

Modern Portrait Gallery

"It says 'Click here to enlarge.'"

"I don't think I can be truly happy unless I have more passwords."

'I've got a highspeed connection and I get spam... therefore I am!'

"All the better to ignore you with."

Cat Playing 10th Life.

"Yeah, but this is a cat on a skateboard being arrested by a cop with a tattoo of the Confederate flag!"

"Your confirmation number is 7913842461. To hear this information again press 1."