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Bill's over-reliance on technology was beginning to slow down his robbery career.

Stoplight

Pounding speeds up the computer.

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"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"Would you relax? They never look up."

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

"Textin’"

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

A secretary at a desk with a nameplate the says Dot Com.

Graduates on their phones

"There, all neat and tidy!"

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

'Fetching newspapers is over. Now I aggregate blogs for him.'

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

"You are still here."

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

'The doctors say I have a rare illness that turns people into birds - it's untweetable.'

Press Any Key. No, Not That One.

"Fact amnesty"

"If he has more than 20 followers on Twitter we call him a 'celebrity'."

'Shouldn't we be doing this online?'

'Remember when we used desktop computers? When everyone at least 'looked' busy?'

Modern Portrait Gallery

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

"It says 'Click here to enlarge.'"

"I don't think I can be truly happy unless I have more passwords."

'I've got a highspeed connection and I get spam... therefore I am!'

Cat Playing 10th Life.

"Did you get that text I sent asking you to turn around?"

"Your confirmation number is 7913842461. To hear this information again press 1."