Computer Critic Pillows

'I had every intention of giving you your pay check, Ken, but the payroll computer has decided you don't deserve it.'

'What I don't like about computers is that you can't fire them.'

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

'Tech stocks dropped on the finding that technology isn't neccessarily the best solution to everything.'

"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait."

Twitter censorship

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

'Play post office? -- I don't like violent games.'

"AI chat bot"

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

Social media and censorship...

It tells you the time? That's all it does? Well, isn't that just the cutest little thing?

Oh, the armor is state of the art

Modern Life Blues

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

Bureaucrats held up by the workers.

'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

Feel alienated by technology? Tell me more. Press 1 for yes, 2 for no.

Someday

"This computer program is very intuitive. It automatically calls me when you do something stupid."

'What's PPI and how did you get this number?'

"Frank, I need your help. The computers are down, but I was told you know how to multiply two numbers together."

'With all these mega mergers between electronics and telecommunications firms, I just got an obscene email from the toaster...'

The emperor has no phone!

"Do you remember when families used to get together and fight at Christmas?"

"For a list of the ways artificial intelligence is killing your job, please press one."

Meet the People of the Internet

Capitalism

'To much orange.'

"I'm the innocent victim. School has gotten harder, and my cell phone has gotten dumber."

Better Living Through Technology

NHS computer: Kaput.

"My battery died too. Wanna talk?"

"How does one experience the ultimate selfie? Swallow your cell phone."