Computer Critic Gifts

'I had every intention of giving you your pay check, Ken, but the payroll computer has decided you don't deserve it.'

'What I don't like about computers is that you can't fire them.'

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

'Tech stocks dropped on the finding that technology isn't neccessarily the best solution to everything.'

"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait."

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

Twitter censorship

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

'Play post office? -- I don't like violent games.'

"AI chat bot"

Bureaucrats held up by the workers.

Modern Life Blues

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

Social media and censorship...

'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

Feel alienated by technology? Tell me more. Press 1 for yes, 2 for no.

"This computer program is very intuitive. It automatically calls me when you do something stupid."

"Frank, I need your help. The computers are down, but I was told you know how to multiply two numbers together."

'With all these mega mergers between electronics and telecommunications firms, I just got an obscene email from the toaster...'

"For a list of the ways artificial intelligence is killing your job, please press one."

Capitalism

'To much orange.'

Meet the People of the Internet

"I'm the innocent victim. School has gotten harder, and my cell phone has gotten dumber."

"Do you remember when families used to get together and fight at Christmas?"

Better Living Through Technology

"How does one experience the ultimate selfie? Swallow your cell phone."

"My battery died too. Wanna talk?"

NHS computer: Kaput.

"We can't have Single Payer - what will people do without claim denials and endless hoops to jump through?"

Screen Time at the Dining Table