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System Critic Gifts
Looking for a gift for someone who loves to poke fun at systems and challenge the status quo? Our collection features witty designs that resonate with their sharp mind and humorous spirit. These products make light-hearted gifts for the creatively critical, bringing a smile to their face and a chuckle to everyone around them. Whether they’re a tech enthusiast, a policy rebel, or just someone who loves a good critique, you’ll find something they’ll appreciate and enjoy.
"Everyone who's unhappy with their health system is here."
Misunderstood Explanation of Benefits
Complaints department on 30th floor
"Bloody privatisation, have you got 50p?"
Welfare benefits being handed by men towards an unemployed woman.
Capitalism
"We can't have Single Payer - what will people do without claim denials and endless hoops to jump through?"
'I've got a list of fantastic doctors..."
"For you, payment is required before diagnosis."
'Jimmy, the most important thing to know as a new doctor is never cure your patient the first time. That way they have to come back and pay you again.'
'It's not as bad as it looks! It's essential training, I think some of them quite enjoy it. A bit like a horror movie.'
'Sometimes I feel like I'm just a number at this school.'
"Very rich people exploit system shock!"
Suicide Is a Rude Way to Interfere With Society Murdering You
How Do the Other 22% Live?
"The trick is to fall through the right cracks."
Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.
'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'
Reading my Critics
Oligarchy
Lesser known greek gods,
"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."
"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."
'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'
George Orwell
Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.
"Never mind, Harry. Just remember, the 'Saturday Review' loved it."
'It's cutting edge theatre.'
"Heads up! It's another tidal wave of overwrought critical hyperbole!"
"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times."
"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait."
"It looks like a perfectly balanced system to me."
"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."
The writers group met every Tuesday for support and fellowship.
System Critic Gifts Collection
System Critic Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs perfect for system critics who love to sip on satire and wit—find a design that makes their coffee break more fun.
System Critic Pillows
Add some humor to their living space with pillows that feature witty critiques of systems—great for lounging and sparking conversations.
System Critic Prints
Find bold prints that celebrate the humor and critique of systems—ideal for decorating and expressing their clever personality.
System Critic T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts crafted for system critics who want to wear their humor on their sleeve—bold, clever designs that get people thinking and smiling.