Testing System Critic Gifts

'Sorry, kid...that's it.'

Ethics exam cheater.

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

'I got an alleged C on my criminal law test.'

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

'What I don't like about computers is that you can't fire them.'

"With an average vote of 3.5 stars, the legislation is passed."

Spring To Do List: Teach, Testing, Testing,Test Some More. . .

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

Bureaucrats held up by the workers.

"This is System One and I am holding the beta for System Two."

'Thank you for not guessing.'

'They say my tests are too hard. Maybe I should switch from Essay to Connect-the-Dot.'

"Ted doesn't test well."

"You question my methodology? Perhaps you should question your questionology."

"Are you sure you're not just teaching to the test?"

'Now that you've all had a chance to try the shampoo we would like you to fill in this questionnaire.'

'I had every intention of giving you your pay check, Ken, but the payroll computer has decided you don't deserve it.'

'Okay - Let's crash that bad boy.'

Study more to pass more tests.

Mash-Test Dummies.

'I was going to teach them the meaning of life ... but it wasn't on the test.'

"Smart Arse"

'Oh no! The sharp elbowed middle class!'

Impartial Testing: "Eeny, meeny, money, moe..."

Capitalism

"This internet survey is asking me to take another survey rating the survey I'm taking."

"We can't have Single Payer - what will people do without claim denials and endless hoops to jump through?"

'Sales of durable goods are down. Actually the sales numbers are the same, the goods just aren't as durable as they used to be.'