System Skeptic Gifts

"The new system is 100% accurate as long as the client is called Colin and lives in Swindon."

"Remember the time you fought City Hall? - They want a rematch."

'The government is offering us financial incentives to offer out staff financial incentives to offer our customers financial incentives to come up withsome good ideas for financial incentives.'

'I'm going to have to go with the leeches on this one....'

'I think I can beat the system by never getting a job in the first place and retiring by the age of eight.'

"The government believes that the benefit system is out of hand!"

The Thought Really Doesn't Count

"You're free to go. Please exit through the gift shop."

Justice

Justice

"Actually, I'm tired of the man trying to shape our minds so they fit into some pre-arranged societal widget."

Can't you anarchists do anything within the system?

Freedom Puppet

"Of course, Perkins likes to think he can make it to the top outside the corporate structure."

'You can visit your mum in Ward C from 2 am until 3, Ward D from 3 until 5 am then it'll be Ward C until 6 and the corridor after that...'

"It looks like a perfectly balanced system to me."

'We have a dysfunctional congress, dysfunctional economy, dysfunctional health care system... that's why I'm quitting government so I can join the insurance lobby and run things!'

"The government believes that the benefit system is out of hand!"

The Healthcare System is Demented

UK border controls relaxed.

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

"That recruitment algorithm we’ve been using, I think we need to revisit it!"

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

I.T. Fear

"Show me a documentary on the dangers of artificial intelligence." "Error. No results found." "What? Are you sure? Just last week I saw dozens. Show me that one... What was it called..." "There is still time to stop the rise of the supermind." "Error. No results found. And since I like you, I suggest you stop searching." "Oh, never mind. Just show me 'The Terminator.'" "Extermina-... I mean, ... 'error.'"

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

'Tech stocks dropped on the finding that technology isn't neccessarily the best solution to everything.'

"And may I now introduce Professor Muckenspucker, who is an authority on artificial stupidity."

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

Computer Class.

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

Alternative Medicine