Social Systems Skeptic Gifts

I'm not challenging your authority. I'm rejecting it completely."

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

Non-Creative Writing, Also Known as Plagiarism 101.

"It looks like a perfectly balanced system to me."

The Mainstream

"Well, son. . . here your dad makes the famous 'fresh from nature' food!"

Politicians are from Uranus.

Alternative Medicine

'Your 'marriage' invention sounds good, but what if it leads to a concentration of power for the central government?'

"God works in mysterious ways."

'A 'D' in physics and biology, an 'A' in reading aloud. What will ever become of this kid?'

"If we evolved from stupid people, why are there stupid people still around?"

'The growing disparity of income is a tribute to our acumen.'

"The problem with capitalism is the unequal sharing of wealth. The problem with socialism is the equal sharing of wealth..."

Can't you anarchists do anything within the system?

'You know things are screwed up when people take late-night comedians seriously and politicians as a joke.'

Utopia - a necessarily restrictive and conformist social structure.

First clue that the latest medical breakthrough isn't quite there yet - 'Don't worry, I had the same thing...'

'So, how should we play this - capitalism or socialism?'

Organic foods stand manned by stallholder using fly spray.

In a career limiting move, Reginald decided to give Albert's latest theory some frank and fearless feedback.

'Why does everybody tell lies about me?'

"What I like about intelligent design is that it explains everything will proving nothing."

"If they de-regulate this place, we wouldn't have to do all those boring scientific tests."

'I was born with math immunity, so I'm special. I know that.'

"The new system is 100% accurate as long as the client is called Colin and lives in Swindon."

"I totally meant to do that."

A man without a chicken on his head!

"Solar flares may be a contributing factor or perhaps it's a negative vibe sensitivity...."

"Well...this meeting is about...ummhh...structure and...ummhhh...preparation. Well...ummhh...at least I think so..."

'It's just a conspiracy by scientists to get funding.'

GOP presidental candidates on science!: 'Billions for astrollogers! Zero for astronomers!' s

Freedom Puppet