Society Skeptic Gifts

Utopia - a necessarily restrictive and conformist social structure.

A man without a chicken on his head!

Conformity

'Don't worry about a thing. It's all society's fault.'

The Mainstream

Psychiatry. I'm starting to take it personally when people say we have a representative government.

'Are you eligible to join 'Miser' the high accrue society?'

'Really! - you have an aim in life - how quaint!'

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

"Of course it's alien abductions! How else would you explain the, 'November Phenomenon'?"

'What's most depressing is the realization that everything we believe will be disproved in a few years.'

"God works in mysterious ways."

'Your 'marriage' invention sounds good, but what if it leads to a concentration of power for the central government?'

Alternative Medicine

'A 'D' in physics and biology, an 'A' in reading aloud. What will ever become of this kid?'

All-Purpose Obamatoon

"If we evolved from stupid people, why are there stupid people still around?"

'Einstein's theory of negativity'

Celebrity Phrenologist.

First clue that the latest medical breakthrough isn't quite there yet - 'Don't worry, I had the same thing...'

In a career limiting move, Reginald decided to give Albert's latest theory some frank and fearless feedback.

'I was born with math immunity, so I'm special. I know that.'

"If they de-regulate this place, we wouldn't have to do all those boring scientific tests."

Two plus two equals five. I don't think so. The earth is flat, or maybe it's shaped like a fish. Huh? Many Republican candidates don't believe in evolution!!! Math, science -- who needs 'em really. That's what I said in high school.

"What I like about intelligent design is that it explains everything will proving nothing."

"Yeah, but good luck getting it peer-reviewed."

"I totally meant to do that."

"Solar flares may be a contributing factor or perhaps it's a negative vibe sensitivity...."

"Dad just told me a weird stork story. He must be a creationist."

Today's Topic: "Intelligent Design." Do you believe in "intelligent design"? I did until I met you.

"Huh! Never a miracle vaccine when you want one - then three come along at the same time - bloody typical!"

GOP presidental candidates on science!: 'Billions for astrollogers! Zero for astronomers!' s

"Recent studies now show that people who use the aphorism ‘whatever doesn’t kill you makes you stronger’ have compromised immune systems."