Societal Skeptic Gifts

'Your 'marriage' invention sounds good, but what if it leads to a concentration of power for the central government?'

"Taking drugs makes you an idiot and they're illegal and expensive. I'm religious! Religion makes you an idiot, too, but it's cheap and legal!"

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

Non-Creative Writing, Also Known as Plagiarism 101.

'I'm part of the decision-making process... I'm the 'No' part.'

"God works in mysterious ways."

Politicians are from Uranus.

Alternative Medicine

The Mainstream

'A 'D' in physics and biology, an 'A' in reading aloud. What will ever become of this kid?'

"If we evolved from stupid people, why are there stupid people still around?"

"Dont believe anything those guys have told you. None of it. It's all B.S."

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

'Typical man...too stubborn to stop and ask for directions.'

'You know things are screwed up when people take late-night comedians seriously and politicians as a joke.'

Utopia - a necessarily restrictive and conformist social structure.

First clue that the latest medical breakthrough isn't quite there yet - 'Don't worry, I had the same thing...'

'Why does everybody tell lies about me?'

In a career limiting move, Reginald decided to give Albert's latest theory some frank and fearless feedback.

"Anyway, it turned out that god was a ruddy algorithm after all!"

'I hope there's something better on the 'other side'!..'

'I was born with math immunity, so I'm special. I know that.'

"If they de-regulate this place, we wouldn't have to do all those boring scientific tests."

"What I like about intelligent design is that it explains everything will proving nothing."

"I totally meant to do that."

A man without a chicken on his head!

'It may look that way... But actually, I'm an atheist

"Do I look like a wise man to you?"

"and what are you giving up for lent, Reverend?" "Religion"