Social Skepticism Enthusiast Gifts

'Why is there a 'Like' button but no 'Despise' button?'

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

Non-Creative Writing, Also Known as Plagiarism 101.

"Of course it's alien abductions! How else would you explain the, 'November Phenomenon'?"

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

'Your 'marriage' invention sounds good, but what if it leads to a concentration of power for the central government?'

"God works in mysterious ways."

The Mainstream

Politicians are from Uranus.

Open House of Horrors

All-Purpose Obamatoon

Censorship? We Don't Do That Here.

'You will meet a sexy, honest fortune teller who will take all your money!'

'You know things are screwed up when people take late-night comedians seriously and politicians as a joke.'

Utopia - a necessarily restrictive and conformist social structure.

'OK, now you've seen it...'

'Why does everybody tell lies about me?'

A man without a chicken on his head!

"Now do you believe me?"

Myth Diagnosis

Descartes's Demon

"An election is like a car repair where the car owner has to pay a lot of money to have old broken parts replaced with new broken parts."

"What do the know!"

QANON PROUD BOY

'Really! - you have an aim in life - how quaint!'

Self-discovery of a gadfly.

'Don't believe everything you read.'

Conformity

"We also stock non-alcoholic wine" "Why?"

'People are skeptical about everything I say!', 'Oh, come now!'

"Having received your offer of friendship, and after due consideration and given the fact that I don't know you from a bar of soap, I must inform you that I will be declining your request."

"IDEOMOTOREFFECT. See! I told you."