Skepticism Enthusiast Gifts

Descartes's Demon

'Don't believe everything you read.'

'Go for the 'Chef's Surprise.' It's ham salad I made fresh last week.'

Financial Adviser has Salesman of the Year Award in Office

'You're no longer entitled to benefit of the doubt.'

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

Superstition is the religion of fools. So is religion.

"Heaven and hell are powerful and shamefully obvious tools for controlling the gullible. If you can convince people that their sacrifices in this life will be paid for in the next - you can take everything from them. If only there was... ...Hey, look!

"Some rascal saying he was you just tried to scam me!"

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

"You're either Jehovah's Witnesses, double glazing salesmen or bogus meter readers!"

"Your god can't stop his own priests from raping children in his own churches. So what makes you think he can help you find your T.V. remote?"

Property Management (Scam) Company

"Oh, look. John's been infected too...conspiracy theories."

"Here's a really worrying virus-myth statistic - an incredible 75% of the population don't believe it started in a lab!"

The brain of a conspiracy theorist

"So is Cameron Diaz really a babe, or is that another thing we've been led to believe by the biased media?"

"IDEOMOTOREFFECT. See! I told you."

Art Gallery with Signs for Religious paintings, Atheist paintings, and Agnostic paintings.

Homeopathy rip off

'Trust Me, I am an Estate Agent.'

'OK, now you've seen it...'

20,000 Pyramid scheme

Did you hear that? Now he wants a third opinion.

You and I need to set a time to talk. I have a side business of network marketing which is amazing!

"Ah, I see you requested a second opinion."

"I've checked it out and both my accountant and attorney have checked it out and while interesting I think, at this time, I'll pass."

Ponzi Schemes Inc

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

"Imagine if only 1/2 the companies that claimed to have a great culture actually did."

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

A political promise is intended to be a golden egg...Which is kept in a pork barrel and after an election...Hatches into a dead duck before...it turns invisible so it can quietly vanish.

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'