Skepticism Enthusiasts Gifts

'Gold by post - send us your gold and we'll send you what we think it's worth.' 'There's mugs in them thar hills.'

'This study suggests that pessimists are a whole lot better at judging the true state of affairs than optimists...'

Clancy: Half Truths

Get rich today with cold fusion tomorrow! Invest now!: 'More like con - fusion! He's a con artist!'

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

"We fell for this last time remember..."

"You atheists wouldn't exist without God!"

Conspiracy Theory Bookstore: JFK, Princess Di, and Osama Bin Laden.

Asteroid Denying Dinosaur vs. Asteroid Believing Dinosaur.

"This report says a happy workforce is a productive workforce, but I need more proof before I go changing everything around."

"Right. Women adore him, men want to be like him, and YOU... well, you're hopeless. So, am I the ONLY one who sees through this guy?"

Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise.

"This'll show the Theology Department."

'No, I don't believe in life after birth. When you're born, you're born!'

"Good. I can hardly see your Catholic parents now."

Judgment Day is coming next Monday. Repent. Now, hold on. How can I believe you when so many dire prophecies haven't come true? I sealed myself in a shelter twice in the late '60s, hid in the Appalachian Mountains a decade later. A huge bunching of Judgment Day visions in the late '80s led me to simply get a time share in the Colorado mountains … Getting out of town doesn't spare you Judgment Day. I don't think. Lemme double-check the clues in Marmaduke. Mostly I needed an excuse to get away. Th

'OK, now you've seen it...'

'Don't believe everything you read.'

Swami Trevor's Brotherhood of Celestial Enlightenment

"Can atheists refuse to participate?"

"As usual, you're confusing your right to have an opinion with having your opinion respected."

"Now do you believe me?"

Descartes's Demon

'If evolution is real how come after millions of years we're still unable to open a can of dog food?'

"Nope! Not that one! They still believe that 'gods' created the universe!"

Man to man re: crackpot's sign that says, 'Your Nutty Idea Here': Everybody's out to make a buck these days.

"Thank you for not praying."

"And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin..."

"Stacy. Stacy. Honey... You're not a doctor."

'Don't believe everything you read.'

'It's a wonderful find, and yet there's something suspicious about it.'