Skepticism Enthusiasts Prints

'Gold by post - send us your gold and we'll send you what we think it's worth.' 'There's mugs in them thar hills.'

'This study suggests that pessimists are a whole lot better at judging the true state of affairs than optimists...'

Clancy: Half Truths

Get rich today with cold fusion tomorrow! Invest now!: 'More like con - fusion! He's a con artist!'

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

"We fell for this last time remember..."

Conspiracy Theory Bookstore: JFK, Princess Di, and Osama Bin Laden.

"You atheists wouldn't exist without God!"

Asteroid Denying Dinosaur vs. Asteroid Believing Dinosaur.

Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise.

"This report says a happy workforce is a productive workforce, but I need more proof before I go changing everything around."

"Right. Women adore him, men want to be like him, and YOU... well, you're hopeless. So, am I the ONLY one who sees through this guy?"

'No, I don't believe in life after birth. When you're born, you're born!'

'OK, now you've seen it...'

"Good. I can hardly see your Catholic parents now."

'Don't believe everything you read.'

"Now do you believe me?"

Swami Trevor's Brotherhood of Celestial Enlightenment

"As usual, you're confusing your right to have an opinion with having your opinion respected."

Descartes's Demon

'If evolution is real how come after millions of years we're still unable to open a can of dog food?'

"Stacy. Stacy. Honey... You're not a doctor."

"Nope! Not that one! They still believe that 'gods' created the universe!"

Man to man re: crackpot's sign that says, 'Your Nutty Idea Here': Everybody's out to make a buck these days.

"Thank you for not praying."

'Don't believe everything you read.'

'It's a wonderful find, and yet there's something suspicious about it.'

'A large Federal study published in the New England Journal of Medicine found that large federal studies don't prove anything.'

'People are skeptical about everything I say!', 'Oh, come now!'

"IDEOMOTOREFFECT. See! I told you."

'I see you reaching into your wallet for a twenty dollar bill.'