Skepticism Lover Prints

YEAH, BUT WHAT IF....

'A large Federal study published in the New England Journal of Medicine found that large federal studies don't prove anything.'

The Conspiracy Theorist

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

"You atheists wouldn't exist without God!"

"We fell for this last time remember..."

'Have you two taken the COSMO 'compatibility test'?'

Asteroid Denying Dinosaur vs. Asteroid Believing Dinosaur.

"It's a beautiful ring. She'll definitely pause for a moment before saying no."

'Love gets the credit, but business makes the world go round.'

"Good. I can hardly see your Catholic parents now."

'OK, now you've seen it...'

'Don't believe everything you read.'

"Now do you believe me?"

Descartes's Demon

Tunnel of Love.

"Well, yes. It was love at first sight. But only because I was drunk at the time."

'If evolution is real how come after millions of years we're still unable to open a can of dog food?'

'Everytime I kiss him he says he can't breathe.'

"Hon, this is Mr Atherton. He's going to show us how we can commercially exploit our marriage."

'It's a Surgeon-General's warning.'

"What do you want to do for Valentine's Day?"

Advertising hoarding proposing marriage (which is rejected).

"Stacy. Stacy. Honey... You're not a doctor."

'Don't believe everything you read.'

'It's a wonderful find, and yet there's something suspicious about it.'

'People are skeptical about everything I say!', 'Oh, come now!'

Ponzi Schemes Inc

"The test results are conclusive. He doesn't have a romantic bone in his body."

"I'd like to dedicate this next tune to those who have discovered love, gotten married, and wished desperately for death."

"IDEOMOTOREFFECT. See! I told you."