Skepticism Lover Mugs

YEAH, BUT WHAT IF....

'A large Federal study published in the New England Journal of Medicine found that large federal studies don't prove anything.'

The Conspiracy Theorist

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

"We fell for this last time remember..."

"You atheists wouldn't exist without God!"

Asteroid Denying Dinosaur vs. Asteroid Believing Dinosaur.

"It's a beautiful ring. She'll definitely pause for a moment before saying no."

'Love gets the credit, but business makes the world go round.'

"Good. I can hardly see your Catholic parents now."

'OK, now you've seen it...'

'Don't believe everything you read.'

"Now do you believe me?"

Descartes's Demon

'If evolution is real how come after millions of years we're still unable to open a can of dog food?'

"Well, yes. It was love at first sight. But only because I was drunk at the time."

"Hon, this is Mr Atherton. He's going to show us how we can commercially exploit our marriage."

"What do you want to do for Valentine's Day?"

"Stacy. Stacy. Honey... You're not a doctor."

'Everytime I kiss him he says he can't breathe.'

'It's a Surgeon-General's warning.'

Advertising hoarding proposing marriage (which is rejected).

'Don't believe everything you read.'

'It's a wonderful find, and yet there's something suspicious about it.'

'People are skeptical about everything I say!', 'Oh, come now!'

"The test results are conclusive. He doesn't have a romantic bone in his body."

Ponzi Schemes Inc

"IDEOMOTOREFFECT. See! I told you."

"My wife tells me I'm a skeptic. . . but I don't believe anything she says!"

'You know, folks, if they still haven't made you paranoid enough, here's something ELSE for you to think about.... What if Benghazi was just a DISTRACTION?'