Skepticism Aficionado Prints

'Bill, I just don't feel comfortable with this! I'm worried that it could be one of those pyramid schemes.'

'People are skeptical about everything I say!', 'Oh, come now!'

"Now do you believe me?"

'In the interest of openness and transparency we welcome the stress testing process.'

'Oh no, I'm sure they'll believe me...but maybe you could sign them just in case?'

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

Covid deniers and anti-vaxxers

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

"We fell for this last time remember..."

"You atheists wouldn't exist without God!"

Asteroid Denying Dinosaur vs. Asteroid Believing Dinosaur.

'OK, now you've seen it...'

"Good. I can hardly see your Catholic parents now."

'Don't believe everything you read.'

Descartes's Demon

'Most cases like yours, Mr. Johnson, clear up completely with a healthy dose of skepticism!'

'If evolution is real how come after millions of years we're still unable to open a can of dog food?'

"Stacy. Stacy. Honey... You're not a doctor."

'Don't believe everything you read.'

'It's a wonderful find, and yet there's something suspicious about it.'

'A large Federal study published in the New England Journal of Medicine found that large federal studies don't prove anything.'

Expert examining painting: "Ladies and gentlemen, I'm afraid it's a fake."

Ponzi Schemes Inc

"IDEOMOTOREFFECT. See! I told you."

"Your god can't stop his own priests from raping children in his own churches. So what makes you think he can help you find your T.V. remote?"

'Trust Me, I am an Estate Agent.'

Get rich today with cold fusion tomorrow! Invest now!: 'More like con - fusion! He's a con artist!'

'You know, folks, if they still haven't made you paranoid enough, here's something ELSE for you to think about.... What if Benghazi was just a DISTRACTION?'

"My wife tells me I'm a skeptic. . . but I don't believe anything she says!"

"So is Cameron Diaz really a babe, or is that another thing we've been led to believe by the biased media?"

'Why is it that if someone tells you there are one billion billion stars in our universe alone, you believe them, but if they tell you a door has wet paint, you touch it to make sure!'

Agnostics Society: Absolute worst place to ask for directions.