Skepticism Fan Gifts

Asteroid Denying Dinosaur vs. Asteroid Believing Dinosaur.

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

Covid deniers and anti-vaxxers

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

Conspiracy Theory Bookstore: JFK, Princess Di, and Osama Bin Laden.

"You atheists wouldn't exist without God!"

"We fell for this last time remember..."

"Right. Women adore him, men want to be like him, and YOU... well, you're hopeless. So, am I the ONLY one who sees through this guy?"

Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise.

'No, I don't believe in life after birth. When you're born, you're born!'

'OK, now you've seen it...'

Fortunes. Tarot. Palms. You punched the fortune teller just because he was smiling? I always wanted to strike a happy medium.

"Good. I can hardly see your Catholic parents now."

'Don't believe everything you read.'

"Now do you believe me?"

"Can atheists refuse to participate?"

Swami Trevor's Brotherhood of Celestial Enlightenment

Descartes's Demon

'If evolution is real how come after millions of years we're still unable to open a can of dog food?'

"Nope! Not that one! They still believe that 'gods' created the universe!"

Your karma will catch up with you!

"Thank you for not praying."

Man to man re: crackpot's sign that says, 'Your Nutty Idea Here': Everybody's out to make a buck these days.

'Don't believe everything you read.'

'It's a wonderful find, and yet there's something suspicious about it.'

'A large Federal study published in the New England Journal of Medicine found that large federal studies don't prove anything.'

'People are skeptical about everything I say!', 'Oh, come now!'

"IDEOMOTOREFFECT. See! I told you."

'Now these AREN'T covered by your insurance, and they do cost $700. But they will COMPLETELY cure you of being too gullible.'

'I see you reaching into your wallet for a twenty dollar bill.'

Ponzi Schemes Inc