Skepticism Scholar Gifts

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

Vaccination queues marked 'people' and 'Qanon'

Fear/Knowledge

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

"It's such a lovely day!"

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

Skeptic Tank.

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

The Government's Got Your Back. And Wants Your Front As Well.

"Imagine if only 1/2 the companies that claimed to have a great culture actually did."

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

Another Bigfoot sighting...

Non-Creative Writing, Also Known as Plagiarism 101.

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

A political promise is intended to be a golden egg...Which is kept in a pork barrel and after an election...Hatches into a dead duck before...it turns invisible so it can quietly vanish.

Channelling on the Cheap

Follow Science or Your Weird Sky God

'Do you believe in reincarnation?' - 'I don't now, but I did when I was Napoleon.'

'If I'd known these programs were going to be so fake - I'd be psychic!'

"God works in mysterious ways."

"I wonder how many people are claiming to be your messiah right now?"

Rumors, lies and innuendo.

'See, dear, you can't believe everything you read. It says so right here on the internet!'

'Oh my!...Corn circles, Roswell, aliens, pyramids - there's a connection!...'

'If I've learned anything, it's believe half of what's in the newspapers, and even less of what's in your e-mail.'

The new Physics