Social Skepticism Enthusiast Pillows

'Why is there a 'Like' button but no 'Despise' button?'

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

Non-Creative Writing, Also Known as Plagiarism 101.

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

Open House of Horrors

Politicians are from Uranus.

The Mainstream

"God works in mysterious ways."

'Your 'marriage' invention sounds good, but what if it leads to a concentration of power for the central government?'

'You will meet a sexy, honest fortune teller who will take all your money!'

'You know things are screwed up when people take late-night comedians seriously and politicians as a joke.'

Utopia - a necessarily restrictive and conformist social structure.

'OK, now you've seen it...'

'Why does everybody tell lies about me?'

A man without a chicken on his head!

"Now do you believe me?"

Myth Diagnosis

Descartes's Demon

"What do the know!"

QANON PROUD BOY

"An election is like a car repair where the car owner has to pay a lot of money to have old broken parts replaced with new broken parts."

'Really! - you have an aim in life - how quaint!'

Self-discovery of a gadfly.

'Don't believe everything you read.'

Conformity

"We also stock non-alcoholic wine" "Why?"

'People are skeptical about everything I say!', 'Oh, come now!'

Politics section of a library: 'Lies', 'Lies', or 'Damn Lies'.

"IDEOMOTOREFFECT. See! I told you."