Society Skeptic Pillows

Utopia - a necessarily restrictive and conformist social structure.

A man without a chicken on his head!

Conformity

'Don't worry about a thing. It's all society's fault.'

The Mainstream

'Are you eligible to join 'Miser' the high accrue society?'

'Really! - you have an aim in life - how quaint!'

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

Alternative Medicine

"God works in mysterious ways."

'What's most depressing is the realization that everything we believe will be disproved in a few years.'

'Your 'marriage' invention sounds good, but what if it leads to a concentration of power for the central government?'

'A 'D' in physics and biology, an 'A' in reading aloud. What will ever become of this kid?'

"If we evolved from stupid people, why are there stupid people still around?"

Celebrity Phrenologist.

First clue that the latest medical breakthrough isn't quite there yet - 'Don't worry, I had the same thing...'

In a career limiting move, Reginald decided to give Albert's latest theory some frank and fearless feedback.

"What I like about intelligent design is that it explains everything will proving nothing."

"If they de-regulate this place, we wouldn't have to do all those boring scientific tests."

'I was born with math immunity, so I'm special. I know that.'

"Yeah, but good luck getting it peer-reviewed."

"I totally meant to do that."

"Solar flares may be a contributing factor or perhaps it's a negative vibe sensitivity...."

"As usual, you're confusing your right to have an opinion with having your opinion respected."

"Recent studies now show that people who use the aphorism ‘whatever doesn’t kill you makes you stronger’ have compromised immune systems."

GOP presidental candidates on science!: 'Billions for astrollogers! Zero for astronomers!' s

'It's just a conspiracy by scientists to get funding.'

"Huh! Never a miracle vaccine when you want one - then three come along at the same time - bloody typical!"

'Why is there a 'Like' button but no 'Despise' button?'

Documentation Please

"Dad just told me a weird stork story. He must be a creationist."

Science deniers Soc.

"The drug has, however, proved more effective than traditional psychoanalysis."