Society Skeptics Pillows

Members of the National Nonconformist Society all have the same clothing on.

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"Sure, potty training is your ticket into society, but you lose the primeval freedom of diapers."

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

"God works in mysterious ways."

The Mainstream

'What's most depressing is the realization that everything we believe will be disproved in a few years.'

'Your 'marriage' invention sounds good, but what if it leads to a concentration of power for the central government?'

Alternative Medicine

'A 'D' in physics and biology, an 'A' in reading aloud. What will ever become of this kid?'

"If we evolved from stupid people, why are there stupid people still around?"

Celebrity Phrenologist.

Utopia - a necessarily restrictive and conformist social structure.

An Introvert's Guide to Surviving a Party

First clue that the latest medical breakthrough isn't quite there yet - 'Don't worry, I had the same thing...'

"If they de-regulate this place, we wouldn't have to do all those boring scientific tests."

"Nonsense - we're far less religious than you are."

"What I like about intelligent design is that it explains everything will proving nothing."

'I was born with math immunity, so I'm special. I know that.'

"Yeah, but good luck getting it peer-reviewed."

"I totally meant to do that."

A man without a chicken on his head!

"Solar flares may be a contributing factor or perhaps it's a negative vibe sensitivity...."

'Why is there a 'Like' button but no 'Despise' button?'

GOP presidental candidates on science!: 'Billions for astrollogers! Zero for astronomers!' s

"Recent studies now show that people who use the aphorism ‘whatever doesn’t kill you makes you stronger’ have compromised immune systems."

Science deniers Soc.

"As usual, you're confusing your right to have an opinion with having your opinion respected."

'It's just a conspiracy by scientists to get funding.'

"Dad just told me a weird stork story. He must be a creationist."

Documentation Please

"The drug has, however, proved more effective than traditional psychoanalysis."

'Don't tell me what Aristotle says. He still believes men have more teeth than women.'

"I'm a rebel! I refuse the tyranny of evolution!"