Society Sceptic Gifts

"A high-powered career, a happy family, a big beautiful house: my dream is to avoid it all."

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

Oligarchy

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

'Your 'marriage' invention sounds good, but what if it leads to a concentration of power for the central government?'

The Mainstream

"God works in mysterious ways."

Hudibras - 12 - Hudibras encounters the Skimmington.

"Could you spare some change for a guy fresh off welfare?"

Utopia - a necessarily restrictive and conformist social structure.

'Well, now we know -- blaming the victim DOESN'T work.'

Corruption, Apathy, & Mediocrity...

A man without a chicken on his head!

"I can be perfect for only one hour a day."

Moral Outrage.

Bleeding flag...

"As usual, you're confusing your right to have an opinion with having your opinion respected."

'Why is there a 'Like' button but no 'Despise' button?'

'Can I trust a Doctor whose prescriptions have absolutely no side effects?'

Lies on the Internet

'Really! - you have an aim in life - how quaint!'

"Here, take this and give it back to the Man - I don't need your corrupt society anymore."

"The Emperor is naked - and he has a flabby butt!"

Naked Man and His Trusty Sidekick Black Bar Boy.

"Diego, Ned, Johannes – did it ever occur to you you're just flipping channels?"

'But dad, no one goes round hunting and gathering anymore. It's just so . . . paleolithic!'

"It's seven billion life forms talking about themselves."

Conformity

'My Social Worker said SOCIETY is to blame for my loutish behaviour, which came as an enormous relief to me.'

Yeah, I'm standing here alone yelling a bunch of nonsense, but if I had a cell phone, you'd think it was acceptable!