Society Sceptic T-Shirts

"A high-powered career, a happy family, a big beautiful house: my dream is to avoid it all."

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

Oligarchy

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

George Orwell

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

"Of course it's alien abductions! How else would you explain the, 'November Phenomenon'?"

'Your 'marriage' invention sounds good, but what if it leads to a concentration of power for the central government?'

"God works in mysterious ways."

The Mainstream

All-Purpose Obamatoon

Hudibras - 12 - Hudibras encounters the Skimmington.

"Could you spare some change for a guy fresh off welfare?"

Utopia - a necessarily restrictive and conformist social structure.

Corruption, Apathy, & Mediocrity...

'Well, now we know -- blaming the victim DOESN'T work.'

A man without a chicken on his head!

"I can be perfect for only one hour a day."

Moral Outrage.

Bleeding flag...

"As usual, you're confusing your right to have an opinion with having your opinion respected."

'Why is there a 'Like' button but no 'Despise' button?'

'Can I trust a Doctor whose prescriptions have absolutely no side effects?'

Lies on the Internet

The Truth is In Here

"Diego, Ned, Johannes – did it ever occur to you you're just flipping channels?"

"The Emperor is naked - and he has a flabby butt!"

'Really! - you have an aim in life - how quaint!'

"Here, take this and give it back to the Man - I don't need your corrupt society anymore."

Naked Man and His Trusty Sidekick Black Bar Boy.

'But dad, no one goes round hunting and gathering anymore. It's just so . . . paleolithic!'

"It's seven billion life forms talking about themselves."

Conformity

'My Social Worker said SOCIETY is to blame for my loutish behaviour, which came as an enormous relief to me.'