Cyberspace Critic Gifts

'Social media? There's nothing social about it!'

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

The cell phone soother for life.

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

'Tech stocks dropped on the finding that technology isn't neccessarily the best solution to everything.'

'The sole reason I haven't talked to my wife for five years, is that I was too polite to interrupt her...'

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

Twitter censorship

'What I don't like about computers is that you can't fire them.'

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

"AI chat bot"

Modern Life Blues

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

'I said, how do you like my new communication tool?'

Social media and censorship...

Feel alienated by technology? Tell me more. Press 1 for yes, 2 for no.

"I've founded my own religion." "Of course you have, Rudy." "It's off to a good start. Already, it's being mocked by people of other faiths." "If history's any guide, within a couple hundred years, it'll be widely accepted and people who don't believe in it will be persecuted." "What are the central tenets of your religion?" "A true Rudian knows that life is suffering, and winning arguments online is salvation."

The anti-social network: 'Hey Jeffrey...I need help setting up my dad's anti-social network.'

"Frank, I need your help. The computers are down, but I was told you know how to multiply two numbers together."

'I had every intention of giving you your pay check, Ken, but the payroll computer has decided you don't deserve it.'

'With all these mega mergers between electronics and telecommunications firms, I just got an obscene email from the toaster...'

"What was the point of writing a blog that nobody else could read?"

"For a list of the ways artificial intelligence is killing your job, please press one."

"Do you mind if I not listen while you talk?"

Meet the People of the Internet

"I'm the innocent victim. School has gotten harder, and my cell phone has gotten dumber."

"Practicing my hate-face."

"Do you remember when families used to get together and fight at Christmas?"

Better Living Through Technology

"I'm sorry, Tom, you'll have to come in. I can't diagnose just from your tweets!"

"I owe you an apology. When you bought that muzzle, I was mad because I assumed you bought it for your dog."