"Pssst! Wanna buy back your browser history?"
Cyber Crime Critic Gifts
Searching for a gift for the cyber crime critic? Discover humorous and clever items designed to appeal to those who love cybersecurity, hacking lore, and digital espionage—perfect for sparking smiles and conversations.
'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'
Robot Robber
"Yes, I'm a superhero. I'm not attractive, muscular or charming because I work in the 'cyber crimes' division."
Financial Corruption
Meet the People of the Internet
See no evidence, hear no evidence, speak no evidence.
Internet Commenter Magazine.
Don't worry, we're anti gun control.
"One of you got online and stole my identity, which is weird because there's not one thing unique about us."
'It wasn't so much armed robbery as my client converting the owner's assets from sole proprietorship to a mutual fund.'
"I'm getting old. . . I only got 17 hate comments!"
"We're cyber criminals, Barnes, NOT common criminals. Go get cleaned up and look like you're tech-savvy."
'Geek computer hackers wouldn't have survived a week at MY West Point!'
"Millions at risk from identity theft - good thing I'm safe."
Facebookdead
"Thou shalt not kill. It's a sin. But people still commit murders, I'm happy to say. And the state kills the murderers...I'm twice as happy to say."
"Serious life hack, dude."
Any shohplifters with a social conscience avoids small businesses.
'Richard III is spamming us again.'
'Your honor, no weapons or violence were involved, since my client's breaking and entering were done online.'
"Of course you have a 'right to your opinion'. That doesn't make it any less stupid."
"The business of crime DOES pay. It pays our salaries!"
'I'm a grandfather. How would you like it if someone mugged your grandfather.'
'Wow, when did it start letting you 'enemy' people?'
"I'm afraid your son has been confusing 'your' and you're' when he mercilessly bullies his peers online."
Super Highwayman.
"At last, Twitter has a button that instantly lets you express self-righteous indignation."
Plea Bargain Deals of the Rich and Famous
'Before you ask I think your blog's crap.'
Criminal lawyers - 3 crimes or less,
Lost and Found with Paedophiles and Criminals. Man from Home Office looking very pleased.
American Exceptional Stupidism
"Do social media sites turn people into narcissists? I keep asking myself that question."
Cyber Theft
Cyber Crime Critic Gifts Collection
Cyber Crime Critic Mugs
Explore our range of mugs designed for the cyber crime critic—perfect for coffee or tea as they unravel complex digital puzzles or unwind after a tech project.
Cyber Crime Critic Pillows
Discover our cyber crime critic pillows to add a witty and cozy touch to their workspace or home, celebrating their love for digital security.
Cyber Crime Critic Prints
Find inspiring or humorous cyber security prints that make a statement in any tech enthusiast’s space—ideal for the cyber crime critic.
Cyber Crime Critic T-Shirts
Check out our cyber crime critic T-shirts—fun, stylish, and perfect for anyone passionate about cybersecurity and hacking lore.