Crime Critic Gifts

Searching for a gift for a crime critic who loves to analyze clues and solve mysteries? Our collection offers witty mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that celebrate their sharp wit and detective spirit. Surprise the crime aficionado in your life with a gift that matches their passion for uncovering the truth and cracking the case—crafted with humor and intelligence.

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See no evidence, hear no evidence, speak no evidence.

See no evidence, hear no evidence, speak no evidence. mockup

See no evidence, hear no evidence, speak no evidence.

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'I'm a grandfather. How would you like it if someone mugged your grandfather.'

'I'm a grandfather. How would you like it if someone mugged your grandfather.' mockup

'I'm a grandfather. How would you like it if someone mugged your grandfather.'

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"Thou shalt not kill. It's a sin. But people still commit murders, I'm happy to say. And the state kills the murderers...I'm twice as happy to say."

"Thou shalt not kill. It's a sin. But people still commit murders, I'm happy to say. And the state kills the murderers...I'm twice as happy to say." mockup

"Thou shalt not kill. It's a sin. But people still commit murders, I'm happy to say. And the state kills the murderers...I'm twice as happy to say."

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Criminal lawyers - 3 crimes or less, mockup

Criminal lawyers - 3 crimes or less,

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'Would you believe I'm following a higher law'

'Would you believe I'm following a higher law' mockup

'Would you believe I'm following a higher law'

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Lost and Found with Paedophiles and Criminals. Man from Home Office looking very pleased.

Lost and Found with Paedophiles and Criminals. Man from Home Office looking very pleased. mockup

Lost and Found with Paedophiles and Criminals. Man from Home Office looking very pleased.

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Any shohplifters with a social conscience avoids small businesses.

Any shohplifters with a social conscience avoids small businesses. mockup

Any shohplifters with a social conscience avoids small businesses.

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Don't worry, we're anti gun control. mockup

Don't worry, we're anti gun control.

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Financial Corruption

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Plea Bargain Deals of the Rich and Famous

Plea Bargain Deals of the Rich and Famous mockup

Plea Bargain Deals of the Rich and Famous

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'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?' mockup

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

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"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off." mockup

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

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The Philip Marlow family

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'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.' mockup

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

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New York Corruption - Auditor Watson's Death, and Suspicions on Broadway Works Project

New York Corruption - Auditor Watson's Death, and Suspicions on Broadway Works Project mockup

New York Corruption - Auditor Watson's Death, and Suspicions on Broadway Works Project

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"Of course, when I say we the people I mean I the people."

"Of course, when I say we the people I mean I the people." mockup

"Of course, when I say we the people I mean I the people."

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"I've been dumping bodies here for years, and it seems to me that the sea level is rising."

"I've been dumping bodies here for years, and it seems to me that the sea level is rising." mockup

"I've been dumping bodies here for years, and it seems to me that the sea level is rising."

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'And for those of you calling in to say he is behind us - OH NO he isn't.'

'And for those of you calling in to say he is behind us - OH NO he isn't.' mockup

'And for those of you calling in to say he is behind us - OH NO he isn't.'

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'Why is it always about me?'

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Automatic Congressman

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'Try to think of this as a learning experience.'

'Try to think of this as a learning experience.' mockup

'Try to think of this as a learning experience.'

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"By Ned, you're right, inspector—the body has been moved."

"By Ned, you're right, inspector—the body has been moved." mockup

"By Ned, you're right, inspector—the body has been moved."

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Cosa Nostradamus: "Listen, you mook. I predict if you don't pay the vig to the Don by tonight you'll be at the bottom of the Hudson by morning."

Cosa Nostradamus: "Listen, you mook. I predict if you don't pay the vig to the Don by tonight you'll be at the bottom of the Hudson by morning." mockup

Cosa Nostradamus: "Listen, you mook. I predict if you don't pay the vig to the Don by tonight you'll be at the bottom of the Hudson by morning."

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Justitia, the goddess of justice, is picking a dollar bill from the ground.

Justitia, the goddess of justice, is picking a dollar bill from the ground. mockup

Justitia, the goddess of justice, is picking a dollar bill from the ground.

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"Wear a wire? Oh, no, all of our police informants have gone wireless."

"Wear a wire? Oh, no, all of our police informants have gone wireless." mockup

"Wear a wire? Oh, no, all of our police informants have gone wireless."

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"Undiagnosed serial killer"

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Disappearing Democracy

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"Can you hear me now?"

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'Make it look like an accident.'

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Cop Shop/Fake evidence/Plant now for spring.

Cop Shop/Fake evidence/Plant now for spring. mockup

Cop Shop/Fake evidence/Plant now for spring.

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'So far we don't have any suspects.' mockup

'So far we don't have any suspects.'

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'That damn racial scandal.'

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'Sure we've got a lot of anger. We also got a lot cement.'

'Sure we've got a lot of anger. We also got a lot cement.' mockup

'Sure we've got a lot of anger. We also got a lot cement.'

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The Clown Hit

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'Aghh! I've been visited by the Russian mafia.'

'Aghh! I've been visited by the Russian mafia.' mockup

'Aghh! I've been visited by the Russian mafia.'

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Crime Critic Gifts Collection

Crime Critic Mugs

Discover a range of mugs perfect for crime critics—filled with witty sayings and clever designs to kickstart their investigative mornings.

Crime Critic Pillows

Browse cozy pillows featuring detective-themed humor—ideal for crime critics who love to relax in style.

Crime Critic Prints

Check out our detective-inspired prints—great for decorating the space of any mystery lover or crime critic with wit and charm.

Crime Critic T-Shirts

Explore our humorous t-shirts designed for crime enthusiasts—show off their detective flair with witty slogans and clever graphics.