Crime Critic Pillows

See no evidence, hear no evidence, speak no evidence.

'I'm a grandfather. How would you like it if someone mugged your grandfather.'

"Thou shalt not kill. It's a sin. But people still commit murders, I'm happy to say. And the state kills the murderers...I'm twice as happy to say."

Criminal lawyers - 3 crimes or less,

'Would you believe I'm following a higher law'

Lost and Found with Paedophiles and Criminals. Man from Home Office looking very pleased.

Any shohplifters with a social conscience avoids small businesses.

Don't worry, we're anti gun control.

Financial Corruption

Plea Bargain Deals of the Rich and Famous

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

The Philip Marlow family

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

New York Corruption - Auditor Watson's Death, and Suspicions on Broadway Works Project

"Of course, when I say we the people I mean I the people."

"I've been dumping bodies here for years, and it seems to me that the sea level is rising."

'And for those of you calling in to say he is behind us - OH NO he isn't.'

'Why is it always about me?'

Automatic Congressman

'Try to think of this as a learning experience.'

"By Ned, you're right, inspector—the body has been moved."

Cosa Nostradamus: "Listen, you mook. I predict if you don't pay the vig to the Don by tonight you'll be at the bottom of the Hudson by morning."

Justitia, the goddess of justice, is picking a dollar bill from the ground.

"Wear a wire? Oh, no, all of our police informants have gone wireless."

"Undiagnosed serial killer"

Disappearing Democracy

"Can you hear me now?"

'Make it look like an accident.'

Cop Shop/Fake evidence/Plant now for spring.

'So far we don't have any suspects.'

'That damn racial scandal.'

'Sure we've got a lot of anger. We also got a lot cement.'

The Clown Hit

'Aghh! I've been visited by the Russian mafia.'