Crime Commentator Gifts

Surprise the crime enthusiast in your life with unique gifts that capture their fascination with criminal cases and investigative insights. Our collection of humorous and thoughtful products designed for crime commentators includes quirky mugs, stylish T-shirts, comfy pillows, and striking prints. Whether they analyze the latest case or love discussing true crime stories, these items add a personal touch to their passion. Perfect for birthdays, special occasions, or just because—make their moments feel even more thrilling.

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'It's not for me - it's for my children's children.'

'It's not for me - it's for my children's children.' mockup

'It's not for me - it's for my children's children.'

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'Isn't it nice to live in an area where you can leave your door open?'

'Isn't it nice to live in an area where you can leave your door open?' mockup

'Isn't it nice to live in an area where you can leave your door open?'

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'When you get up on the stand be sure to keep your answers short. A whole lot of barking will only frighten the jury.'

'When you get up on the stand be sure to keep your answers short. A whole lot of barking will only frighten the jury.' mockup

'When you get up on the stand be sure to keep your answers short. A whole lot of barking will only frighten the jury.'

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'And for those of you calling in to say he is behind us - OH NO he isn't.'

'And for those of you calling in to say he is behind us - OH NO he isn't.' mockup

'And for those of you calling in to say he is behind us - OH NO he isn't.'

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'Why is it always about me?'

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'With the kind cooperation of the underworld, we present live, for the first time on TV, an actual holdup.'

'With the kind cooperation of the underworld, we present live, for the first time on TV, an actual holdup.' mockup

'With the kind cooperation of the underworld, we present live, for the first time on TV, an actual holdup.'

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'You got twenty years for hunting without a license? Kind of stiff, isn't it?'

'You got twenty years for hunting without a license? Kind of stiff, isn't it?' mockup

'You got twenty years for hunting without a license? Kind of stiff, isn't it?'

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Cosa Nostradamus: "Listen, you mook. I predict if you don't pay the vig to the Don by tonight you'll be at the bottom of the Hudson by morning."

Cosa Nostradamus: "Listen, you mook. I predict if you don't pay the vig to the Don by tonight you'll be at the bottom of the Hudson by morning." mockup

Cosa Nostradamus: "Listen, you mook. I predict if you don't pay the vig to the Don by tonight you'll be at the bottom of the Hudson by morning."

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"Wear a wire? Oh, no, all of our police informants have gone wireless."

"Wear a wire? Oh, no, all of our police informants have gone wireless." mockup

"Wear a wire? Oh, no, all of our police informants have gone wireless."

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Financial Corruption

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'So far we don't have any suspects.' mockup

'So far we don't have any suspects.'

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Medellin erases the image of Escobar mockup

Medellin erases the image of Escobar

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"So, while extortion, racketeering, and murder may be bad acts, they don't make you a bad person."

"So, while extortion, racketeering, and murder may be bad acts, they don't make you a bad person." mockup

"So, while extortion, racketeering, and murder may be bad acts, they don't make you a bad person."

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See no evidence, hear no evidence, speak no evidence.

See no evidence, hear no evidence, speak no evidence. mockup

See no evidence, hear no evidence, speak no evidence.

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"It's the terrifying story of a publisher brutally murdered by an author who had his book rejected."

"It's the terrifying story of a publisher brutally murdered by an author who had his book rejected." mockup

"It's the terrifying story of a publisher brutally murdered by an author who had his book rejected."

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'It's had the best reviews I've ever written.'

'It's had the best reviews I've ever written.' mockup

'It's had the best reviews I've ever written.'

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Don't worry, we're anti gun control. mockup

Don't worry, we're anti gun control.

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Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.

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"Whack him. And if you can't whack him, redact him."

"Whack him. And if you can't whack him, redact him." mockup

"Whack him. And if you can't whack him, redact him."

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"It was passed from my grandfather to my father, from my father to me, and now from me to you. Twenty bucks."

"It was passed from my grandfather to my father, from my father to me, and now from me to you. Twenty bucks." mockup

"It was passed from my grandfather to my father, from my father to me, and now from me to you. Twenty bucks."

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"Ah ha! Organised criminals..."

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'It wasn't so much armed robbery as my client converting the owner's assets from sole proprietorship to a mutual fund.'

'It wasn't so much armed robbery as my client converting the owner's assets from sole proprietorship to a mutual fund.' mockup

'It wasn't so much armed robbery as my client converting the owner's assets from sole proprietorship to a mutual fund.'

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"9-1-1, I'd like to report a great idea for a podcast."

"9-1-1, I'd like to report a great idea for a podcast." mockup

"9-1-1, I'd like to report a great idea for a podcast."

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'OVERCROWDED-I'll say it's OVERCROWDED!'

'OVERCROWDED-I'll say it's OVERCROWDED!' mockup

'OVERCROWDED-I'll say it's OVERCROWDED!'

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Mafia machine gun case.

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Shakespeare in the park Mickey Spillane in the alley.

Shakespeare in the park Mickey Spillane in the alley. mockup

Shakespeare in the park Mickey Spillane in the alley.

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A holster of heavies

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Murder/Mystery

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"I have gathered you all here tonight to finally reveal which one of you killed Professor Sturm!"

"I have gathered you all here tonight to finally reveal which one of you killed Professor Sturm!" mockup

"I have gathered you all here tonight to finally reveal which one of you killed Professor Sturm!"

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"No questions, your honor. It's all in my client's new book. Every member of the jury will find a free copy under their seats!"

"No questions, your honor. It's all in my client's new book. Every member of the jury will find a free copy under their seats!" mockup

"No questions, your honor. It's all in my client's new book. Every member of the jury will find a free copy under their seats!"

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'Let this guy go. He's working under cover.'

'Let this guy go. He's working under cover.' mockup

'Let this guy go. He's working under cover.'

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"Thou shalt not kill. It's a sin. But people still commit murders, I'm happy to say. And the state kills the murderers...I'm twice as happy to say."

"Thou shalt not kill. It's a sin. But people still commit murders, I'm happy to say. And the state kills the murderers...I'm twice as happy to say." mockup

"Thou shalt not kill. It's a sin. But people still commit murders, I'm happy to say. And the state kills the murderers...I'm twice as happy to say."

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Money Launderette

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Crime Commentator Gifts Collection

Crime Commentator Mugs

Browse our range of crime commentating mugs and find the perfect beverage companion that reflects their detective spirit.

Crime Commentator Pillows

Explore our crime-themed pillows—fun, comfortable, and perfect for lounge spaces or investigative corners.

Crime Commentator Prints

View our collection of crime commentary prints—perfect for decorating their workspace or crime-themed rooms.

Crime Commentator T-Shirts

Check out T-shirts designed for crime aficionados—witty and stylish, they’re ideal for casual wear and crime discussion sessions.