Crime Culture Commentators Gifts

Looter has a garage type sale calling it a Looters Sale

Toy Shops and Educated Children

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

'Why is it always about me?'

"Wear a wire? Oh, no, all of our police informants have gone wireless."

'You got twenty years for hunting without a license? Kind of stiff, isn't it?'

Petty Aero Larceny - I Stealing a Dinner.

Financial Corruption

See no evidence, hear no evidence, speak no evidence.

"Police dramas just aren't what they used to be."

Title Page for 'Mrs Grundy'

"Do you want to order a contract killing, Don Carlos, or a pay-as-you-go killing?"

Don't worry, we're anti gun control.

"It was passed from my grandfather to my father, from my father to me, and now from me to you. Twenty bucks."

'OVERCROWDED-I'll say it's OVERCROWDED!'

'It wasn't so much armed robbery as my client converting the owner's assets from sole proprietorship to a mutual fund.'

"A messenger from the West Side, Your Highness."

"That's lovely, dear. Give me a heads-up when manners and intelligence get a little closer."

"Unfortunately, we can't vote for Spongebob Squarepants..."

'The country just may not be ready for patriotic rap.'

'First off, your average Paolozzi has far fewer holes than your Moore.'

"Since he retired, he fills his days complaining about 'woke' television."

Church Open 51 Sundays Per Year, Closed Superbowl Sunday

Mafia machine gun case.

"Thou shalt not kill. It's a sin. But people still commit murders, I'm happy to say. And the state kills the murderers...I'm twice as happy to say."

Money Launderette

Any shohplifters with a social conscience avoids small businesses.

Om, I will kill him, ooommm. Om, I will kill him, ooommm... Jack would later be charged with premeditated murder

"The business of crime DOES pay. It pays our salaries!"

My guys will loot, Bjorn's guys will pillage and your guys will make it all legal.

Prison Vacation For Mafiosi

Smelly mugger unfazed by victims CS Gas

"I can't remember. Are we for or against cloning?"

'Armed robbery, eh? I'm in for being out of compliance with a Federal guideline

'I'm a grandfather. How would you like it if someone mugged your grandfather.'