"My clients object to the term 'hit men.' They like to think of themselves as a well-regulated militia."
Gun Culture Commentators Gifts
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'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'
"Gee, Marshal, he must have been one of the good guys"
Texas Dashboard Organizer
"Quick! Get your gun, Pa! Here come the suburbs."
"What's trending?"
A bee is fired from a gun.
"Those bullet holes are something new, aren't they?"
Downton Abbey
Saudi Arabia lifting women driving ban
"Everyone should open carry at all times."
"If you see something, shoot something."
Saturn wearing a NRA hat and eating his own child
"This whole forest is getting unbearably gentrified."
Big car with machine gun poking through window, bumper sticker reads: Yardie on board.
'I know the difference between right and wrong... but not the on/off position of the safety on my gun.'
Santa Claus
Nekkid Ladies
"A gun... Really!"
"Up here you can call gun freaks gun freaks."
"His coffee's always crap for about a week after the MacArthur genius-grant winners are announced."
"Dad, can I borrow the gun tonight?"
"Didn't you know. . . God is an American."
New Gun Laws
"Let us prey."
'I'm not eating any of that foreign muck...'
"Go to bed!""No!"
'Oh good Lord! 'Tourists'? I thought you said 'Terrorists'!'
Cupid with Gun
When Billy-Bob returned from the gun shop, some idiot had parked so close he couldn't get into his car - for whar proved to be the last time.
Shooting Star
Writing a literary classic.
The NRA kiddies coloring book
Trends in Office Décor.
Yukon Revival...sinners welcome: 'The problem is the natives love the idea of hell
Gun Culture Commentators Gifts Collection
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