Gun Culture Analyst Gifts

Life in America (couple with guns).

Gun laws US

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

'Redneck Goldfish' Earl knew better than to watch Oprah while drinking.

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

"Especially modified you say..."

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'

'What do we do about this online order for 6,000 rounds of ammo, an assault rifle, an automatic handgun and a shotgun?'

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

"Heck of a shot, son, but that's not a deer."

"Bang!"

"But now the good guy with a gun has a foot wound."

Gun Ego

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

"Gee, Marshal, he must have been one of the good guys"

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

'Guns Galore Inc' 'Prolong your Life'

"Hon, where's the butter?"

"The way I see it, the Constitution cuts both ways. The First Amendment gives you the right to say what you want, but the Second Amendment gives me the right to shoot you for it."

Texas Dashboard Organizer

"It helps prevent side collisions."

"This is Norman's little bureau of alcohol, tobacco, and firearms."

'My therapist cured me of using humour as a defence, these days I pack a .45.'

Bullets Bulls in the form of Bullets

"Quick! Get your gun, Pa! Here come the suburbs."

A man runs from a cornucopia of guns.

'I got an 'A' in munitions.'

Cornucopia of guns

'Hell of a recoil, Bob!'

"O.K., but let's say you have up to six hundred intruders per minute."

'I hear a burglar downstairs, the poor fool.'

'Buck, the town's bein' attacked by tin cans! Sheriff's looking' all over for ya.'

"For extra protection, this one is armed with a tiny gun of its own."