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Life in America (couple with guns).

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

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Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

"Especially modified you say..."

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'

"Bang!"

"Heck of a shot, son, but that's not a deer."

'What do we do about this online order for 6,000 rounds of ammo, an assault rifle, an automatic handgun and a shotgun?'

"But now the good guy with a gun has a foot wound."

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

"Gee, Marshal, he must have been one of the good guys"

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

'Guns Galore Inc' 'Prolong your Life'

"Hon, where's the butter?"

Gun Ego

"The way I see it, the Constitution cuts both ways. The First Amendment gives you the right to say what you want, but the Second Amendment gives me the right to shoot you for it."

Texas Dashboard Organizer

"It helps prevent side collisions."

'My therapist cured me of using humour as a defence, these days I pack a .45.'

'Hell of a recoil, Bob!'

Bullets Bulls in the form of Bullets

"This is Norman's little bureau of alcohol, tobacco, and firearms."

Cornucopia of guns

'I got an 'A' in munitions.'

A man runs from a cornucopia of guns.

"Quick! Get your gun, Pa! Here come the suburbs."

"O.K., but let's say you have up to six hundred intruders per minute."

'I hear a burglar downstairs, the poor fool.'

"For extra protection, this one is armed with a tiny gun of its own."

'Buck, the town's bein' attacked by tin cans! Sheriff's looking' all over for ya.'

'Sorry, I don't have anything smaller.'