Gun Culture Gifts

"My clients object to the term 'hit men.' They like to think of themselves as a well-regulated militia."

"Quick! Get your gun, Pa! Here come the suburbs."

"Go to bed!""No!"

"Of course you can join, sir."

Louis Armstrong

Great Chinese Dynasties

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Tut and Carmen.

Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

Woman carries the world.

Culture Saturday

The height of fashion in 1796

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

Honoré de Balzac

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

'Now that's an afro!'

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

Try to guess the continent dining...

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

'What clan do you belong to?'

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

Halfway across the Hudson River Billy Joe realized he wasn't going to Elvis Island.

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

'Yes, all at once!'

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

Baroque Peacock

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

"I find that hugely offensive!"