Crime Show Critic Gifts

Are you a crime show critic who can't get enough of murder mysteries and detective stories? Our unique and humorous products are designed to celebrate your passion for crime dramas. Whether you're analyzing plot twists or binge-watching your favorite series, find a gift that matches your detective enthusiasm. From clever mugs to fun t-shirts, our collection is tailored for true crime lovers who enjoy a laugh as much as a good mystery.

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"Wear a wire? Oh, no, all of our police informants have gone wireless."

"Wear a wire? Oh, no, all of our police informants have gone wireless." mockup

"Wear a wire? Oh, no, all of our police informants have gone wireless."

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'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!' mockup

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

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Assault 'n' Vinegar

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"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars." mockup

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

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"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

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Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

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'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.' mockup

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

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Difference of Opinion

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"Now that's a win."

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"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket." mockup

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

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'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.' mockup

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

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"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling." mockup

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

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Man: 'How cute. He must like the movement.' Cat: 'There are some challenging themes here but little or no dramatic resonance.'

Man: 'How cute. He must like the movement.' Cat: 'There are some challenging themes here but little or no dramatic resonance.' mockup

Man: 'How cute. He must like the movement.' Cat: 'There are some challenging themes here but little or no dramatic resonance.'

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'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?' mockup

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

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Can't Touch This

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"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying." mockup

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

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Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.

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"#notguilty."

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"I like it but does it get only the one channel?"

"I like it but does it get only the one channel?" mockup

"I like it but does it get only the one channel?"

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"Stand up, honey. The president's on. You're committing treason."

"Stand up, honey. The president's on. You're committing treason." mockup

"Stand up, honey. The president's on. You're committing treason."

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'When I grow up I want to join the SWAT team!'

'When I grow up I want to join the SWAT team!' mockup

'When I grow up I want to join the SWAT team!'

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'I hate frisking magicians!'

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"Take your time. Do you see the person who made you wear that dress?"

"Take your time. Do you see the person who made you wear that dress?" mockup

"Take your time. Do you see the person who made you wear that dress?"

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"Okay so which one stole your cereal?" mockup

"Okay so which one stole your cereal?"

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'Hey, buddy -- can you keep a secret?' mockup

'Hey, buddy -- can you keep a secret?'

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'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.' mockup

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

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"I think I'm as patient as the next person, but my husband wouldn't stop saying 'yo,' so I shot him."

"I think I'm as patient as the next person, but my husband wouldn't stop saying 'yo,' so I shot him." mockup

"I think I'm as patient as the next person, but my husband wouldn't stop saying 'yo,' so I shot him."

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'Careful, Mugsy, he's got a tool.' mockup

'Careful, Mugsy, he's got a tool.'

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Miami Mice

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Crime Show Critic Gifts Collection

Crime Show Critic Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate your love of crime shows and detective analysis. Perfect for daily doses of mystery and wit.

Crime Show Critic Pillows

Find pillows that add humor and personality to your space, celebrating your passion for crime dramas and detective reviews.

Crime Show Critic Prints

Browse our prints collection to bring mystery and wit into your home decor. Perfect for true crime fans and critics alike.

Crime Show Critic T-Shirts

Discover t-shirts that showcase your crime show critique skills with humor and style. Ideal for fans who love to analyze and joke about their favorite mysteries.