"I demand you show something worth watching!"
Show Critic Gifts
Shopping for a show critic who loves dissecting every scene and line? Our curated collection features clever and humorous items tailored to their discerning eye. Whether they’re into theater, television, or movies, find a gift that speaks their language and fuels their passion for entertainment. From amusing mugs to artistic prints, these gifts are a fun way to show appreciation for their sharp wit and love of storytelling.
NEW FALL LINEUP
"It is a tossup between the devil you don't know and the devil you don't wan to know."
'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'
Difference of Opinion
American Idle.
Stop! Stop what? Do not change the channel! Sex, death, harrowing footage of the most remarkable story you've ever seen, tattoos, rock-n-roll, action, action, action! It's all coming right up, right after this five second break for station identification. Five seconds ... You're watching Rock Television. And now back to our ... bored. Welcome to ABC. We've got thrills, action, more thrills ... Click. I've got your action right here. We've created a monster. Click click click click click cl-
Man: 'How cute. He must like the movement.' Cat: 'There are some challenging themes here but little or no dramatic resonance.'
"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."
'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?'
Can't Touch This
'What does it say, Dad?'
"I mean the Saturday Night Live president, not the lousy one."
"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."
"I like it but does it get only the one channel?"
'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'
"Stand up, honey. The president's on. You're committing treason."
It's not a bad planet -- Their talk shows make it seem a lot worse than it is.
'It's not as impressive as it looks. He only watches fishing shows.'
'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'
Can't Touch This
Christmas TV...
'Now time for a coffee while hubby cleans up the mess.'
'I thought this was a documentary about animal cruelty.'
"The keep saying unrestored and what a nice PATINA, Ted. A better-sounding word for old tarnished stuff would be SCRINCH or SKRITCH, don't you think, eh, Ted?"
'Every TV show seems to have a lucrative phone-in competition these days.'
'Do you want to watch the weather/natural disaster channel, the nuclear proliferation channel, or the gun violence/Kennedy assassination channel?'
Sorry, I thought you said you wanted to see 'Parrot Normal Activity'
'No, I've never been in a TV reality show. My reality is pretty well scripted by my wife, kids and boss.'
Meet John Henderson. - The only journalist NOT to have interviewed serial killers in prison...
'What a strange episode -- they just voted Ricardo Montalban off the island!'
A slow Day on the Rolling News Channel
You're on, caller. What's your problem?! The Oscars were so very, very boring. You decided to sit in front of your tv for four hours watching rich people give themselves awards. YOU DON'T DESERVE TO BE ENTERTAINED, LOSER! They're coming out with a new show called "Watching Celebrities Cash Their Checks." You'd probably enjoy that. Get professionally berated at asksadie@rudypark.com.
"I suppose we have Judge Judy to thank for all this."
"You don't have to answer that."
Show Critic Gifts Collection
Show Critic Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for show critics—perfect for those who love their coffee with a side of witty commentary.
Show Critic Pillows
Discover our pillows for show critics—stylish and comfy, these are ideal for adding personality to their favorite lounge or reading nook.
Show Critic Prints
Browse our prints for show critics—artful designs that celebrate their passion for the arts and perfect for framing in their creative space.
Show Critic T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts for show critics—fashionable designs that let them express their love for entertainment critique with humor.