Tv Show Critic Gifts

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"The house is great, but compared to reality show realtors, you're a big disappointment."

"I'm afraid there's nothing I can do to improve the quality of the programmes, Madam."

'I'm a has-been celebrity - get me in there!'

TV watcher threatening to read a book

"I can't watch this, it's disgusting!"

The Pundit Show - 'I have nothing to say about the writer's strike because my writers are on strike.'

'Do we have to watch cookery shows when we're eating this muck?'

'Impressive screen, but doesn't it put you off your tea?'

'Bad news isn't real. It's a conspiracy by newsreaders to make money.'

The Weather Channel Presents: Lifestyles of the Rich and Stranded.

'I hate to brag but my stalkers have their own reality show.'

"Hey...the violence is only supposed to affect kids."

"It takes a lot of brains to make a good stupid show."

"I had to turn that show off. I got tired of waiting."

"Let's not watch this TV show."

"No, there isn't much of a plot. There never is in a microwave."

Subtitle Guessing

Permanent Annoying Logo TV.

"'Hoarders', again? Isn't there anything else on?"

'He puts on a big tough-guy front, but he cried and cried during the 'Sopranos' finale.'

"I like it but does it get only the one channel?"

Viewer Discretion - Stupid Program.

"Mum, stop it, this isn't reality T.V.!" "Shh or I'll vote you out."

'We were made for each other...we hate the same TV shows.'

'The reality is, if you should go on one of those shows, I doubt that TV viewers would accept you any better than I do!'

'Now time for a coffee while hubby cleans up the mess.'

"What's this garbage?"

'Let's sue the writers of 'General Hospital.' I had the same symptoms someone had on the soap, but I wasn't cured when I had brain surgery.'