Tv Show Critic Gifts

The First 'Deadliest Catch' TV show was far less popular.

Warning: The following music video contains NO sex and violence.

Sometimes I think your generation was the last truly human one, Mort. What do you mean? Your generation finished exploring the earth's surface, and when you were done with that, you went to the moon. For millennia, mankind was defined by its insatiable thirst for exploration. But that's all come to a sad end. I'm going to Mars to be on a reality show! DNC. I stand uncorrected.

"The house is great, but compared to reality show realtors, you're a big disappointment."

American Idle.

"I'm afraid there's nothing I can do to improve the quality of the programmes, Madam."

'I'm a has-been celebrity - get me in there!'

TV watcher threatening to read a book

"I can't watch this, it's disgusting!"

The Pundit Show - 'I have nothing to say about the writer's strike because my writers are on strike.'

'Do we have to watch cookery shows when we're eating this muck?'

'Impressive screen, but doesn't it put you off your tea?'

'Bad news isn't real. It's a conspiracy by newsreaders to make money.'

The Weather Channel Presents: Lifestyles of the Rich and Stranded.

'I hate to brag but my stalkers have their own reality show.'

"Hey...the violence is only supposed to affect kids."

"It takes a lot of brains to make a good stupid show."

"I had to turn that show off. I got tired of waiting."

"Let's not watch this TV show."

"No, there isn't much of a plot. There never is in a microwave."

Subtitle Guessing

Eastenders: This Programme Contains Bad Acting And One-Dimensional Characterisation

"Oh no, it's the curse of Strictly."

Permanent Annoying Logo TV.

"'Hoarders', again? Isn't there anything else on?"

I find it odd that there's never any astronomers on "Dancing with the Stars."

This show reminds me of Einstein

My life is an open book! Fortunately for us, it's not illustrated!

'He puts on a big tough-guy front, but he cried and cried during the 'Sopranos' finale.'

"The ward for vegetables in a persistent humanoid state."

"I like it but does it get only the one channel?"

Viewer Discretion - Stupid Program.

BBC repeats are for life not just Christmas.

"Mum, stop it, this isn't reality T.V.!" "Shh or I'll vote you out."

'We were made for each other...we hate the same TV shows.'