Crime And Punishment Critic Gifts

Capital punishment right or wrong? For men or women?

Minority Report

Stop and Birch

"The jury didn't buy my defense that CEOs just want to have fun."

The USA...

The old good-cop, psycho-cop routine.

"Can you hear me now?"

Cop Shop/Fake evidence/Plant now for spring.

Financial Corruption

Supremacist Court

'I'm afraid it's Daddy you have to impress-he's a RSPCA inspector!'

See no evidence, hear no evidence, speak no evidence.

The Evolution of Pop Culture Scapegoats

"Police dramas just aren't what they used to be."

Don't worry, we're anti gun control.

'I plead not guilty by reason of money.'

Well, since your sentence is only for five years, you might as well go on home now.

We are faced with a dilemma about why American social fabric is unravelling with such bewildering violence...fry a few people to make ourselves feel better about it!

Please wait to be seated (by electric chair).

'The hard time isn't so bad, but that community service is murder!'

'I don't believe in traditional capital punishment. I'm sentencing you to be taxed to death.'

"Thou shalt not kill. It's a sin. But people still commit murders, I'm happy to say. And the state kills the murderers...I'm twice as happy to say."

Andrzej Duda

Seal hunters cutting a hole in the ice, while a seal cuts a hole around the hunters.

Prison Vacation For Mafiosi

'Well, I don't trust a laws system that makes it possible for a guy like me to leave the courtroom as a free man.'

"The business of crime DOES pay. It pays our salaries!"

"They can say what they like - stop-&-stretch works!"

'You must have doubts because even I don't know if my client is innocent or guilty.'

Any shohplifters with a social conscience avoids small businesses.

'I'm a grandfather. How would you like it if someone mugged your grandfather.'

'He has that certain undefinable something that says he's guilty as sin.'

"I interpret the death penalty according to the times."

Lawyers - He defends widows and orphans, unless he is attacking widows and orphans

Roger Stone