Capital Punishment Critic Gifts

"I interpret the death penalty according to the times."

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

Truth

Minority Report

The USA...

Equal Justice Is An Illusion

"Can you hear me now?"

Cop Shop/Fake evidence/Plant now for spring.

Five to Eight

Enough is Enough

'I'm afraid it's Daddy you have to impress-he's a RSPCA inspector!'

Payroll Dept. My economic anxiety has less to do with the weak dollar than the week's dollars! (Published originally on March 14, 2008.)

Supremacist Court

"You've gotta be for Trump. It's all about the judges."

"Can you hold on a sec? I just have to condemn this guy to death real quick."

'There are some subjects that are off limits...CEO bonuses...Overtime pay...Business ethics...'

"The governor is considering your petition. He has one question: did you vote for him the last election?"

'Coins, when swallowed, cause cancer. Perhaps money should be banned.'

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty by reason of multiculturalism.'

'Guilty or not guilty? - That doesn't leave me much wiggle room.'

'I plead not guilty by reason of money.'

Biden immigration laws.

Capital punishment right or wrong? For men or women?

Partisan Politics

Please wait to be seated (by electric chair).

'We really can't afford golden parachutes any more, but here's a plastic crash helmet.'

'I don't believe in traditional capital punishment. I'm sentencing you to be taxed to death.'

'Well, I don't trust a laws system that makes it possible for a guy like me to leave the courtroom as a free man.'

Prison Vacation For Mafiosi

Game is over.

Andrzej Duda

"Incentive program, you mean like your paycheck?"

Are you now, or have you ever been, a member of an organization advocating the overthrow of the generous executive bonus system in corporations?

"There goes Congressman Nunes again."

Seal hunters cutting a hole in the ice, while a seal cuts a hole around the hunters.