"Can you hear me now?"
Justice Critic Gifts
Looking for a gift for the justice critic? Discover our witty and thought-provoking collection designed for those passionate about justice and fairness. Perfect for sparking conversation and showcasing their sharp eye for critique. Whether it’s a mug, t-shirt, pillow, or print, our products blend humor and insight, making them an ideal gift for activists, lawyers, or anyone passionate about social justice. Celebrate their dedication with a thoughtful, amusing present that makes a statement.
'I got life plus three hundred years...I won't be eligible for parole for six months...'
Lawyers - He defends widows and orphans, unless he is attacking widows and orphans
Cop Shop/Fake evidence/Plant now for spring.
'You had the worst lawyer I ever saw.Particularly as we abolished the death penalty years ago!'
Supremacist Court
'Well, I don't trust a laws system that makes it possible for a guy like me to leave the courtroom as a free man.'
"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."
Trump Poutine
Lady Justice and Confidential Files
Truth
Minority Report
"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"
Pennies for People, Billions for War
The Jose Padilla Experience
'Who says justice has to be the only thing on tap?'
Denazification
Rumors, lies and innuendo.
"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."
Mou...Man trap!
"I must protest, M'Lud. Prosecurity counsel is blantantly attempting to wheedle the truth from the accused."
'I couldn't help noticing that nobody swore YOU in!'
Lawyer's secretary has in boxes labeled: Before the Fact and After the Fact.
"I think I'm as patient as the next person, but my husband wouldn't stop saying 'yo,' so I shot him."
Lady Justice wears a blindfold, but listens through headphones to a tape recorder on one of her scales.
The USA...
Equal Justice Is An Illusion
'... And I appreciate that you've 'saved the world from certain doom on numerous occasions', but you still have to pay your taxes.'
The truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.
The old good-cop, psycho-cop routine.
"Political cartoons that make people think? Are you crazy? We don't want to distract our readers from the weather forecast, the horoscope and the advertisements!"
"Your honor, I intend to put the system on trial."
"What kind of politician would I be if I didn't politicize this crisis?"
"Can you recommend something for the attorney who got me everything?"
'Your honor, my client would like to change his plea to 'not guilty, but not exactly innocent either'!'
Justice Critic Gifts Collection
Justice Critic Mugs
Explore our collection of witty justice critic mugs—perfect for daily reflection or sparking conversations while enjoying their favorite beverage.
Justice Critic Pillows
Discover our stylish justice critic pillows—bring humor and thoughtful commentary into their living space.
Justice Critic Prints
Browse our impactful justice critic prints, ideal for inspiring conversations and showcasing their passion for justice and critique.
Justice Critic T-Shirts
Check out our justice critic t-shirts—clever, bold, and ideal for those who love to wear their critique on their sleeve.