Court Critic Gifts

US Justice On A Snail.

Supreme court chairs with IV bags

The Honorable Clarence Thomas

"Case dismissed for obvious reasons."

'I'm judge, jury and, I'm hoping, one day...'

'Spell a nine-letter word that may kiss the GOP Hispanic vote goodbye.'

Barrett - rushed majority

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

Truth

"The ignorance of the lawyer is no excuse."

"I think I'm as patient as the next person, but my husband wouldn't stop saying 'yo,' so I shot him."

'I couldn't help noticing that nobody swore YOU in!'

"We, the jury, find the defendant."

"Your honor, I intend to put the system on trial."

Equal Justice Is An Illusion

"Can you hear me now?"

"Not guilty"

"Objections overruled...I also think the defendent looks extremly dodgy"

Cop Shop/Fake evidence/Plant now for spring.

"Can't we put in something about rich white guys don't have to pay taxes?"

'I bet this is going to be another round of criminal bashing, isn't it?'

Clarence Thomas

"Not guilty by virtue of reasonable doubt."

Robert Macaire as a Barrister

'I was afraid cameras in the court would lead to this.'

"You've gotta be for Trump. It's all about the judges."

Supremacist Court

"If the 'Disorderly Conduct' charge is dropped, your Honor, my client will plead guilty to the lesser charge of 'Zany Antics'."

'I need some time off. I just discovered that I'm suing myself.'

"My client pleads not guilty, by reason that everyone else is doing it."

Audiovisual law

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty by reason of multiculturalism.'

'So I'll see you in court tomorrow afternoon...and bring your toothbrush.'

"Hi from the US Supreme Court conservative majority...we hope you're all enjoying this campaign season!"

'As it turned out, circumstantial evidence was all they needed.'