Court Case Critiquers Gifts

"If the 'Disorderly Conduct' charge is dropped, your Honor, my client will plead guilty to the lesser charge of 'Zany Antics'."

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

Truth

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"I think I'm as patient as the next person, but my husband wouldn't stop saying 'yo,' so I shot him."

"The ignorance of the lawyer is no excuse."

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."

'I couldn't help noticing that nobody swore YOU in!'

"Your honor, I intend to put the system on trial."

Equal Justice Is An Illusion

"Can you hear me now?"

"Not guilty"

"Objections overruled...I also think the defendent looks extremly dodgy"

'I bet this is going to be another round of criminal bashing, isn't it?'

Cop Shop/Fake evidence/Plant now for spring.

"You've gotta be for Trump. It's all about the judges."

Clarence Thomas

'I was afraid cameras in the court would lead to this.'

Robert Macaire as a Barrister

"Not guilty by virtue of reasonable doubt."

Supremacist Court

'I need some time off. I just discovered that I'm suing myself.'

"My client pleads not guilty, by reason that everyone else is doing it."

Audiovisual law

"But is it art?"

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty by reason of multiculturalism.'

'So I'll see you in court tomorrow afternoon...and bring your toothbrush.'

"Hi from the US Supreme Court conservative majority...we hope you're all enjoying this campaign season!"

Supreme court chairs with IV bags

'As it turned out, circumstantial evidence was all they needed.'

'Guilty or not guilty? - That doesn't leave me much wiggle room.'

"To the unsophisticated, I suppose, I'm guilty."