Courtroom Critics Gifts

Looking for a gift for your courtroom critic? Explore our collection of clever, entertaining products that capture their sharp wit and love of justice. Perfect for lawyers, judges, or legal enthusiasts who enjoy a good laugh amidst the seriousness.

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"I don't know about you, but my confidence in the judge as an impartial guardian of the rule of law wasn't that high even before the Supreme Court ruling."

"I don't know about you, but my confidence in the judge as an impartial guardian of the rule of law wasn't that high even before the Supreme Court ruling."

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"It's great to see things getting back to normal… new yorkers suing new yorkers."

"It's great to see things getting back to normal… new yorkers suing new yorkers." mockup

"It's great to see things getting back to normal… new yorkers suing new yorkers."

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"Truth is not truth."

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'We find the defendant about as guilty as the rest of us.'

'We find the defendant about as guilty as the rest of us.' mockup

'We find the defendant about as guilty as the rest of us.'

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RIP legal system in Poland.

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Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!' mockup

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

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"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor." mockup

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

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"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue." mockup

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

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"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale." mockup

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

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Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . . mockup

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

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I love Lawyers

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"Judgement Day: Division Four"

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"For the sake of not being redundant, your honor, I feel that one 'bad dog' is sufficient."

"For the sake of not being redundant, your honor, I feel that one 'bad dog' is sufficient." mockup

"For the sake of not being redundant, your honor, I feel that one 'bad dog' is sufficient."

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"Now that's a win."

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Unfettered Corporate Campaigning. mockup

Unfettered Corporate Campaigning.

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'Normally, I hate a rush to judgement - but I'm doing this case pro bono.'

'Normally, I hate a rush to judgement - but I'm doing this case pro bono.' mockup

'Normally, I hate a rush to judgement - but I'm doing this case pro bono.'

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First you're a law student, then you're a lawyer, then you're a judge, then you're a politician, then you're a criminal.

First you're a law student, then you're a lawyer, then you're a judge, then you're a politician, then you're a criminal. mockup

First you're a law student, then you're a lawyer, then you're a judge, then you're a politician, then you're a criminal.

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"Since you have already been convicted by the media, I imagine we can wrap this up pretty quickly."

"Since you have already been convicted by the media, I imagine we can wrap this up pretty quickly." mockup

"Since you have already been convicted by the media, I imagine we can wrap this up pretty quickly."

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"You can't plead cute."

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'Your Honor, my client would like to wave his right to a speedy trial.'

'Your Honor, my client would like to wave his right to a speedy trial.' mockup

'Your Honor, my client would like to wave his right to a speedy trial.'

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Planet of the Lawyers

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'This court finds you guilty Mr. Jones. As your punishment, the bailiff here will slug you one.'

'This court finds you guilty Mr. Jones. As your punishment, the bailiff here will slug you one.' mockup

'This court finds you guilty Mr. Jones. As your punishment, the bailiff here will slug you one.'

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"#notguilty."

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"We make crime pay."

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"I must insist on my lawyer present." mockup

"I must insist on my lawyer present."

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"Objection, your honor, my client's feelings are being hurt."

"Objection, your honor, my client's feelings are being hurt." mockup

"Objection, your honor, my client's feelings are being hurt."

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'Your Honor, in order to avoid being sued, we find the defendant 'Not guilty.''

'Your Honor, in order to avoid being sued, we find the defendant 'Not guilty.'' mockup

'Your Honor, in order to avoid being sued, we find the defendant 'Not guilty.''

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"The jury didn't buy my defense that CEOs just want to have fun."

"The jury didn't buy my defense that CEOs just want to have fun." mockup

"The jury didn't buy my defense that CEOs just want to have fun."

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Yawning barristers in court

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"Well, heck! If all you smart cookies agree, who am I to dissent?"

"Well, heck! If all you smart cookies agree, who am I to dissent?" mockup

"Well, heck! If all you smart cookies agree, who am I to dissent?"

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'He's not called the 'Hanging About Judge' for nothing.'

'He's not called the 'Hanging About Judge' for nothing.' mockup

'He's not called the 'Hanging About Judge' for nothing.'

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"And I put it to you Mr. MacDonald, that on the morning of December 3rd, you had cold hands whilst attaching a milking machine to my client's udder!"

"And I put it to you Mr. MacDonald, that on the morning of December 3rd, you had cold hands whilst attaching a milking machine to my client's udder!" mockup

"And I put it to you Mr. MacDonald, that on the morning of December 3rd, you had cold hands whilst attaching a milking machine to my client's udder!"

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'The truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth in what sense?'

'The truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth in what sense?' mockup

'The truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth in what sense?'

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"Look, I tried to tell everyone Timmy was in the well but no, what do I know, I'm just a dog!"

"Look, I tried to tell everyone Timmy was in the well but no, what do I know, I'm just a dog!" mockup

"Look, I tried to tell everyone Timmy was in the well but no, what do I know, I'm just a dog!"

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"I think I'm as patient as the next person, but my husband wouldn't stop saying 'yo,' so I shot him."

"I think I'm as patient as the next person, but my husband wouldn't stop saying 'yo,' so I shot him." mockup

"I think I'm as patient as the next person, but my husband wouldn't stop saying 'yo,' so I shot him."

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Courtroom Critics Gifts Collection

Courtroom Critics Mugs

Looking for more courtroom critique mugs? Browse our collection of witty and clever designs perfect for legal buffs and critics alike.

Courtroom Critics Pillows

Check out our collection of humorous pillows ideal for courtroom critics seeking to add personality to their space.

Courtroom Critics Prints

Discover engaging and witty courtroom critique prints that make a perfect addition to any law lover’s decor.

Courtroom Critics T-Shirts

Explore our range of t-shirts designed for courtroom critics—fun, witty, and perfect for making a statement with legal humor.