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US Justice On A Snail.

Supreme court chairs with IV bags

The Honorable Clarence Thomas

"Case dismissed for obvious reasons."

'I'm judge, jury and, I'm hoping, one day...'

'Spell a nine-letter word that may kiss the GOP Hispanic vote goodbye.'

Barrett - rushed majority

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

Truth

The Jose Padilla Experience

"I think I'm as patient as the next person, but my husband wouldn't stop saying 'yo,' so I shot him."

Whistler's father.

'I couldn't help noticing that nobody swore YOU in!'

"The ignorance of the lawyer is no excuse."

"We, the jury, find the defendant."

Equal Justice Is An Illusion

"Your honor, I intend to put the system on trial."

"Can you hear me now?"

"Not guilty"

"Can't we put in something about rich white guys don't have to pay taxes?"

"Objections overruled...I also think the defendent looks extremly dodgy"

Cop Shop/Fake evidence/Plant now for spring.

'I bet this is going to be another round of criminal bashing, isn't it?'

Five to Eight

"Can you hold on a sec? I just have to condemn this guy to death real quick."

'I was afraid cameras in the court would lead to this.'

I know "Ignorance of the law is no excuse" applies to defendants your honor, but

"You've gotta be for Trump. It's all about the judges."

Robert Macaire as a Barrister

"If the 'Disorderly Conduct' charge is dropped, your Honor, my client will plead guilty to the lesser charge of 'Zany Antics'."

Supremacist Court

"Not guilty by virtue of reasonable doubt."

Clarence Thomas

'I need some time off. I just discovered that I'm suing myself.'

"My client pleads not guilty, by reason that everyone else is doing it."